Can you tell me what this is?

EmpireBusiness
EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
edited February 26 in Chit-Chat
An advertisement told me not to eat this, but I don't know what it is.

I am torn between albino grape and fecal onion.

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  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    It's a bag
    It's a bag
    It's a bag
    Yes, it's a bag

    It's a pen
    It's a pen
    It's a pen
    Yes, it's a pen

    It's a ball,
    It's a ball,
    It's a ball,
    Yes, it's a ball

    It's a clock,
    It's a clock,
    It's a clock,
    Yes, it's a clock

    NASA always had it out for clocks.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I don't know what it is, but I want a whole bushel of them to give out on Halloween.
  • civilizedworm
    civilizedworm Posts: 796 Member
    Looks like a pickled cocktail onion.
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    I think it's a lychee. And yes, I stuffed a cranberry in some of these last Hallowe'en.
  • littlefoot612
    littlefoot612 Posts: 156 Member
    I got that ad too but when I clicked on it I ended up on a site that really really wanted to sell me Viagra.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    I also vote lychee
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Before today, I did not know lychee existed.

    99696_lici_meyvesi_faydalari.jpg

    looks like you two are right.

    I guess now that I know it exists, I shall avoid it.
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,879 Member
    I agree, it looks like a lychee.There's one of those ads that looks like someone just hoiked a bloody loogie in their hand and took a photo.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Lychees are delicious. They have evolved to disguise themselves as eyeballs and bogies to deter natural predators.
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    Whatever it is, I don't think I'd eat it, regardless of what anybody says.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Before today, I did not know lychee existed.

    99696_lici_meyvesi_faydalari.jpg

    looks like you two are right.

    I guess now that I know it exists, I shall avoid it.

    Wow, this is a really popular fruit. If you weren't such a prude and hated sushi or sushi related things, you may have known what this is. Disappointed. :indifferent:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Before today, I did not know lychee existed.

    99696_lici_meyvesi_faydalari.jpg

    looks like you two are right.

    I guess now that I know it exists, I shall avoid it.

    Wow, this is a really popular fruit. If you weren't such a prude and hated sushi or sushi related things, you may have known what this is. Disappointed. :indifferent:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    If you were a tolerable friend and read my diary, you'd know I just had day old grocery store sushi for breakfast.
    this fruit was NOWHERE IN THE COOLER!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    It's an eyeball, but someone has clearly already eaten the iris. I hear it's a delicacy.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    bull testicle/lychee

    tomato/tomahto
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    If you were a tolerable friend and read my diary, you'd know I just had day old grocery story sushi for breakfast.
    this fruit was NOWHERE IN THE COOLER!

    Did you!? Gross!
  • kittykat11111
    kittykat11111 Posts: 233 Member
    I don't think I needed the warning not to eat it! I would have to be pretty drunk to even think about it!
  • Jennkies
    Jennkies Posts: 382 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.
  • Jennkies
    Jennkies Posts: 382 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF

    if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF

    if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

    In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
    In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

    Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.
  • Jennkies
    Jennkies Posts: 382 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF

    if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

    In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
    In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

    Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

    Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    It's a lychee fruit....those things are yummy.
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF

    if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

    In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
    In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

    Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

    Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

    And to avoid killing other people's brains.
  • lychees are an asian fruit... in it's nature state (with red rind), it has a large pit, the flesh is soft and juicy. You can also purchase them canned but usually in heavy syrup.
  • Jennkies
    Jennkies Posts: 382 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF

    if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

    In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
    In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

    Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

    Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

    And to avoid killing other people's brains.

    I don't care so much about what happens to other peoples' brains, though.
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF

    if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

    In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
    In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

    Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

    Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

    And to avoid killing other people's brains.

    I don't care so much about what happens to other peoples' brains, though.

    I'm so putting a zombie egg in your protein shake.
  • Jennkies
    Jennkies Posts: 382 Member
    Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

    Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

    Exactly why I said IF

    if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

    In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
    In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

    Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

    Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

    And to avoid killing other people's brains.

    I don't care so much about what happens to other peoples' brains, though.

    I'm so putting a zombie egg in your protein shake.

    I'm sooooo coming after you first
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