Dear white people...

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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    The ladies love baseball pant bulges. Nomsayin'?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alleging that white people are dead...

    I want to understand the joke...

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    This guy is suing the Yankees because he alleges that the the announcers were making fun of him... when it was actually the commenters... Have you not heard this story? It's been on the news here..

    And he is suing for $10,000,000. :laugh: :laugh:

    P.S. I :heart: the White Sox!!

    Are you freaking kidding me???? I have not heard this...
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
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    Damn, I love baseball. So much drama in this game!
    Also: baseball pants. :love: :love: :love:

    Oh yeah! :love:

    Baseball pants to girls are what yoga pants are to guys! :love:
  • sansey
    sansey Posts: 113 Member
    this guy might have thrown a curveball as high as 85...probably not though.

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    bonus for including Robin Ventura, the only batter to get six consecutive hits off this guy. (and OP related because baseball and white sox, and just an awesome memory of a legend (Ryan, not ventura))

    Lots of sliders at 85. And your right Nolan might have thrown a 85 mph curve ball. I don't think it matter though anything he threw was filthy! The Ryan Ventura brawl was classic!!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
    Dear _John_,

    IT'S MY BODY I WEAR WHAT I PLEASE!

    Sincerely,
    White People

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  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    Damn, I love baseball. So much drama in this game!
    Also: baseball pants. :love: :love: :love:

    Oh yeah! :love:

    Baseball pants to girls are what yoga pants are to guys! :love:

    ohhh...dem pants.

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I think I'll go home tonight and put on my old baseball pants from high school and go crusin' for chicks. I'm only about 50lbs over my HS weight, but that shouldn't be a problem, right?
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    wait a sec....for en even better visual...how many strikeouts did the starter get before they had to put on those ponchos?

    three.

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    in reality, it was definitely blown out of proportion, but PR people at a major league baseball organization should know better.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alleging that white people are dead...

    I want to understand the joke...

    07-sleeping-yankee-fan.w529.h352.2x.jpg

    This guy is suing the Yankees because he alleges that the the announcers were making fun of him... when it was actually the commenters... Have you not heard this story? It's been on the news here..

    And he is suing for $10,000,000. :laugh: :laugh:

    P.S. I :heart: the White Sox!!

    Are you freaking kidding me???? I have not heard this...

    Actually, he is not suiing regarding the broadcast. He is suing based on comments people made on the yankees website discussion board regarding the broadcast. lol. The lawyer who took the case should be fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alleging that white people are dead...

    I want to understand the joke...

    07-sleeping-yankee-fan.w529.h352.2x.jpg

    This guy is suing the Yankees because he alleges that the the announcers were making fun of him... when it was actually the commenters... Have you not heard this story? It's been on the news here..

    And he is suing for $10,000,000. :laugh: :laugh:

    P.S. I :heart: the White Sox!!

    Are you freaking kidding me???? I have not heard this...

    Actually, he is not suiing regarding the broadcast. He is suing based on comments people made on the yankees website discussion board regarding the broadcast. lol. The lawyer who took the case should be fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

    oh good grief...LOL...
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I don't think he was referring to them looking like ghosts, perhaps a bit too KKK ish.

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    Yeah left my sarcasm detector home. duh is right
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the sport in the picture.

    I know what it is, it's not an entertaining sport but I know what it is!!! I would rather watch WNBA than baseball though!

    Whoa!

    Too far, man.

    Too far.

    :indifferent:
  • eaglefish
    eaglefish Posts: 130 Member
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the sport in the picture.

    Table Tennis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I"ll PM you my address so you can get the check out to me right away :)
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    well played.
    (slow clap)
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  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
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    Damn, I love baseball. So much drama in this game!
    Also: baseball pants. :love: :love: :love:

    Oh yeah! :love:
    I think I'll go home tonight and put on my old baseball pants from high school and go crusin' for chicks. I'm only about 50lbs over my HS weight, but that shouldn't be a problem, right?

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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    I'm no baseball fan, but I've seen dozens of "hit" videos over the years. Every time, the pitcher's body language is like, "Yeah... datz rite, beech! Watchoogonnado?!" Shouldn't at least ONE pitcher at least pretend that it was an accident?

    As for the ponchos... Pfft, I'd sooner be scared of the Pope's hat.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I'm no baseball fan, but I've seen dozens of "hit" videos over the years. Every time, the pitcher's body language is like, "Yeah... datz rite, beech! Watchoogonnado?!" Shouldn't at least ONE pitcher at least pretend that it was an accident?

    As for the ponchos... Pfft, I'd sooner be scared of the Pope's hat.

    If they are "hit" videos, I'm assuming they are videos of batters that the pitchers meant to hit. Most of the time, when a batter gets his, the pitcher will look away, mess with his glove, anything other than stare down the batter. Staring them is kind of the, 'yeah, that was on purpose' sign.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the sport in the picture.

    This post has WIN all over it.

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  • FlashMorehouse
    FlashMorehouse Posts: 138 Member
    And your right Nolan might have thrown a 85 mph curve ball. I don't think it matter though anything he threw was filthy!

    Are you seriously hating on Nolan? We will obviously never ever get together, much less get back together.

    Now if you are actually refering to Gaylord Perry, I will forgive you.

    :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:

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