Favorite Movie Quotes....

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  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    "My mother hung me on a hook once...once..."

    "Why do they call you c*ck-knocker?"

    "I think I just filled the cup"

    "What's in the box?"
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    "My mother hung me on a hook once...once..."

    Ah, Johnny Dangerously. Such a great quotable movie. :drinker:
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    The Bad Seed is my favorite movie ever and I love it when Rhoda tells Leroy, "Go on with your lawnmower!!"

    That movie is so ahead of its time.
  • Cheekies_
    Cheekies_ Posts: 319 Member
    " Are you not entertained?!!" - Gladiator


    ^^^This!^^^
  • airfree13
    airfree13 Posts: 6 Member
    "...what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
  • lingo10
    lingo10 Posts: 305 Member
    "quite frankly my dear, I dont give a damn" (Gone with the Wind)

    "Barbara get the camera, he is going to hit his peak" (A Night at the Roxbury)
    "I think you're confusing Steve with someone who gives a flying rats a**" (A Night at the Roxbury)
    "He has cable" "But theres no HBO!" (A Night at the Roxbury)

    "I used to wrestle in high school and I loved it" (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)
    "I used to climb the rope in gym class and wished it was a guy" (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)

    "I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?" (Dirty Harry)
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    "Your mom's pu$sy was the canvas. Your dad's d!ck was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art."

    "Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons......yeah, Funyons."
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    "Victory loves Preparation" - The mechanic
  • Sierra_christine89
    Sierra_christine89 Posts: 156 Member
    "Do, or Do not. There is no try" ;)
  • Rabid_Hamster
    Rabid_Hamster Posts: 338 Member
    "37? In a row?!?"
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
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  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    The Princess Bride

    +1
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    "The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of a copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by fines and federal imprisonment."

    It's like in every movie I've ever seen!
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    It's in the hole!
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    stay gold ponyboy it's a good way to be
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face...and may the Winds of Destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars!

    - BLOW

    *************************************************************************

    Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it...

    - Steph from The Goonies
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK!!
  • Nichole195
    Nichole195 Posts: 24
    "I'll tip her!!!" - The Boondock Saints

    Love that movie!
  • logiatype
    logiatype Posts: 110 Member
    "You are a boring F, star, star, C*@T."
    - In the Loop
  • DymonNdaRgh40
    DymonNdaRgh40 Posts: 661 Member
    "Ya lost Rock, Ya lost! Every fight I got ya! The great white hopeless they called ya... remember?"

    -The Last Dragon

    (I use this on my daughter all the time and now she tries to use it on me)
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    a lady never talks .....

    next time i see one I'll remember that
  • kacpakmom
    kacpakmom Posts: 98 Member
    I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

    Steel Magnolias
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
  • JanLynnemfp
    JanLynnemfp Posts: 10
    I am as mad as hell and I am not going to take it any more!
  • thinbeautifulnonsmoker
    thinbeautifulnonsmoker Posts: 12 Member
    "Mamma always says, 'Stupid is as stupid does'."
    ~ Forrest Gump
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I actually googled these because I wanted to get the wording right and give credit to the movie


    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction."
    - "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
    - "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
    - "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
    (Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975))

    "Hey, don't knock *kitten*. It's sex with someone I love."
    (Annie Hall (1977))

    - "Surely you can't be serious."
    - "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
    (Airplane! (1980))

    - "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur."
    - "Gentlemen, welcome aboard."
    - "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn."
    - "Unger."
    - "Oveur."
    - "Oveur."
    - "Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work."
    - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?"
    - "Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn."
    - "Yep."
    - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger."
    - "Yep."
    - "That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn."
    - "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn."
    - "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn."
    (Airplane II: The Sequel (1982))

    "Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C., he could end up an M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P."
    (Good Morning, Vietnam (1987))

    - "Nice beaver."
    - "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
    - "Let me help you with that."
    (The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988))

    "I'll have what she's having."
    (When Harry Met Sally... (1989))

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."
    (What About Bob? (1991))

    "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
    (Hackers (1995))

    - "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
    - "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
    (Office Space (1999))

    "But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"
    GoodFellas (1990)

    "It might be a tumor."
    - "It's not a tumor!"
    Kindergarten Cop (1990)
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
    Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
    Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
    Major *kitten*: I did sir. He's my cousin.
    Dark Helmet: Who is he?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* sir.
    Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *kitten*, Major *kitten*!
    Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *kitten*!
    Dark Helmet: How many *kitten* do we have on this ship, anyway?
    [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
    Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
    Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *kitten*!
    [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
    Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *kitten*!

    - Spaceballs God Bless you, Mel Brooks.


    You're killing me, Smalls!

    -The Sandlot
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    stop feeling sorry for yourself it's bad for your complexion - 16 candles
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    From the end of the fantastic speech by Dennis Hopper in True Romance when he knows he's going to die

    "You, you're an eggplant".

    ...followed by Chrstopher Walken's classic comeback...

    "You're a cantaloupe"

    "You're so cool."
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    The Princess Bride

    +1

    +++1 "As you wish."

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