Cliche wedding photo's that should never happen again

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  • Yurippe
    Yurippe Posts: 850 Member
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    I totally wish I could unsee this!!!!



    WTH!!!! I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. LMAO...

    I've been trying to find the origin of this monstrosity and have failed. There are some assumptions out there that this has something to do with feminism. Gross. Just gross.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    There just aren't enough no's in the world...
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    My best advice is go for classic photos. Do the posed ones with you and your families, and do REAL candid shots. None of this "hey pretend you're putting on makeup and I am going to take this picture from the other side of the door cracked to look like I'm snooping on you!" Creepy.

    Also, don't do this:

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    I actually kind of like that one. The bride looks lovely, all of the 'maids have genuine smiles and they all look like they actually like each other.

    Yep. 'Cep'n the bride likes dat girly on her right a lil' too much if yaknowhaimean. She's not just holding the thigh, she squeezin' it.

    That was my explanation for that pic. It was the I know I had to marry a dude because laws and stuff but this here's who I really wrote my vows for. All these pics are code for things if you look close enough. Mostly they are socio political statements.

    Hehe...I just think I'd hate it less if they had better shoes on. I just fail to see the point in pics like this at your wedding. I wouldn't want this one in my wedding album. Do some crazy *kitten* at your bachelorette party or your wedding reception. Save the actual wedding photographer to take really nice photos that the average person with a camera phone couldn't do.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Another awkward dip, anyone?

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  • andeey
    andeey Posts: 709 Member
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    I totally wish I could unsee this!!!!



    WTH!!!! I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. LMAO...

    I've been trying to find the origin of this monstrosity and have failed. There are some assumptions out there that this has something to do with feminism. Gross. Just gross.


    Know the phrase "wear your heart on your sleeve" ? It's like that ... except, you know, not.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    I'll let this one speak for itself.

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  • Zx14chick
    Zx14chick Posts: 255 Member
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    Holy wow. Gross.
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    I wish I could see all of the photos, but the settings at work prevent a lot of them... The butt cheek photo - NO HELL NO! Tacky as hell. I would suggest having someone who is not in the photos helping if you have a friend taking the photos to make sure you are getting what you WANT! I wish I'd had someone doing that for me so I made sure I spoke up when the photographer was doing silly stuff or things that were clearly not wanted.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    wtf is even going on here...

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    Either they are showing off their shoes.... or doing the Hokey Pokey.
  • ashgirl95
    ashgirl95 Posts: 48
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    Selective coloring. DON'T.

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    Unless you want everyone to look like a horror movie, or that scene from Schindler's List where only the little girl's coat has color.

    What is even the artistic point of coloring the end table and the lamp?!?! That has nothing to do with the subject of the photo!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Do not take photos on a dock over water.
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    Notice how the girls panic and the guys just go with it.

    Where were they going to go? The girls had an exit.
  • hubn8147
    hubn8147 Posts: 110 Member
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    He's one that should happen.

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    This is awesome! And I love her dress! She is feminine and beautiful, but strong....
  • drewmmm
    drewmmm Posts: 130 Member
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    Loving all of these!
    Bumping for later!
  • Euph1004
    Euph1004 Posts: 63
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    Bump.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
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    Ah yes, that was from that famous wedding between a man and a centaur... so beautiful.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I'll let this one speak for itself.

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    No effing way!
  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Like she hadn't seen it before!!
    Caption: and I thought the RING you gave me was big!

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