Cliche wedding photo's that should never happen again

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  • culo97
    culo97 Posts: 256 Member
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    Think of how your names look together before you post your wedding.

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    Loves it!

    You KNOW whenever they fight, one of them brings up the newspaper picture and they both crack up.
  • culo97
    culo97 Posts: 256 Member
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    I don't even know how to process this one:

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    Pre-wedding jitters?


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    These make me think the bride and her friend are so close, the groom is actually marrying 1.5 women. Whether he likes it or not.
  • wyattj99
    wyattj99 Posts: 454 Member
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    These are hilarious. Being into photography myself this is common sense and the photo shop ones but the dress in the window is nice but should of angle it better.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Can we just talk about shots like this real quick?

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    As one website said: The bride and groom are paying an exorbitant amount for someone to follow them around with a camera all day, so shouldn't they have their picture taken? The artistic shot of the dress, hanging in a window, bathed in sunlight, is missing something. The bride. That stock image along with the invitation gently leaning on a glass of champagne, or the table setting with the fork and knife just so, are fantastic promotional shots for a wedding planner's book. For a wedding photo album? Not so much.

    I am a professional wedding photographer. That is a beautiful shot and most of my brides ask for a shot of their dress without them in it. The current trend in bridal photography is photojournalism. Which means capturing details, as well as the moment. That shot is actually perfect for the background of an album page. Traditional albums with 4x6 prints in little plastic sleeves are pretty much a thing of the past. People are going with coffee table books. Each page can have an can have background images and foreground images. Detail shots are excellent backgrounds.

    this is a shot I'll be requesting as well.
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
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    Can we just talk about shots like this real quick?

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    As one website said: The bride and groom are paying an exorbitant amount for someone to follow them around with a camera all day, so shouldn't they have their picture taken? The artistic shot of the dress, hanging in a window, bathed in sunlight, is missing something. The bride. That stock image along with the invitation gently leaning on a glass of champagne, or the table setting with the fork and knife just so, are fantastic promotional shots for a wedding planner's book. For a wedding photo album? Not so much.

    I am a professional wedding photographer. That is a beautiful shot and most of my brides ask for a shot of their dress without them in it. The current trend in bridal photography is photojournalism. Which means capturing details, as well as the moment. That shot is actually perfect for the background of an album page. Traditional albums with 4x6 prints in little plastic sleeves are pretty much a thing of the past. People are going with coffee table books. Each page can have an can have background images and foreground images. Detail shots are excellent backgrounds.

    this is a shot I'll be requesting as well.

    I am not a fan of this particular shot but I do like the idea. I have seen it done very well. I also have one of my dress along with other detail shots including my bracelet, the rings, etc. I love the detail shots.

    The ring shot came in handy when we were re-ordering my husband's wedding band. He lost it white water rafting the month before our first anniversary. The store for some reason couldn't seem to figure out which one it was even with all our receipts.
  • ChefAllison
    ChefAllison Posts: 2
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    Bwhahahaha! Now this is funny! I gree, should NEVER happen again.
  • egc52556
    egc52556 Posts: 13 Member
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  • egc52556
    egc52556 Posts: 13 Member
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    I this in case her new spouse gets lost and needs directions to the right bed?
  • chmtastic
    chmtastic Posts: 178 Member
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    And don't DON'T even think about doing this. Awful.

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    Nothing creepier than a bunch of bodies with no heads.

    ....except those sloppy hems.

    ZING!!!!!!!! :laugh:
  • jlc102980
    jlc102980 Posts: 137 Member
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    I'm down with the achievement unlocked minus the wife being "obtained". Lets find a better way to phrase that shall we? And I'm totally down with the T-rex because the shot was done VERY well. I'm attending an uber-nerd wedding in November so my thoughts on this *may* be slightly biased. I also thought it was hysterical our friends made the date on the save the date card out of various dice.

    ^This (except I was not invited to said nerd wedding).
  • egc52556
    egc52556 Posts: 13 Member
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    "Allison fell from the window of her 14th floor walk up just hours before her wedding.... now sometimes, just sometimes when the moon is just right, you can still see the shadow of her dress in the very window of which she fell to her death...."


    Can't. Stop. Laughing.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    I can't believe it's not the other one getting married.

    Solid audition photo though.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
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    Think of how your names look together before you post your wedding.

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    Or this
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  • katrishamaile
    katrishamaile Posts: 16 Member
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    Think of how your names look together before you post your wedding.

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    at least these names are fairly appropriate...
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Always a royal winner
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    There was a whole article somewhere about this fad, but I can't remember where it was. Acg posted it a while ago. This is one of the tamer ones. Don't.

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    Hot girls in cowboy boots! Yeah come on!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    Don't hire a photographer. Spend the extra money on a bigger cake. You're welcome.

    thread winner

    Yay!
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
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    Always a royal weiner

    (FTFY)
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
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    I totally wish I could unsee this!!!!




    WTH!!!! I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. LMAO...

    I've been trying to find the origin of this monstrosity and have failed. There are some assumptions out there that this has something to do with feminism. Gross. Just gross.

    apparently this is from some big Porn show they have in Vegas where companies will show all the newest, latest and greatest pornographic paraphernalia about to hit the market.

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