Pleasing a Woman Vs a Man

patfriendly
patfriendly Posts: 263 Member
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Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

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  • cheekym7
    cheekym7 Posts: 570 Member
    lol sound about right. Although I could be mistaken as a man then...
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    hmmmmmm I don't think all of us males are that simple
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Like, when they're fighting?
  • greenteafairy
    greenteafairy Posts: 15 Member
    Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.
  • nitrospop
    nitrospop Posts: 122 Member
    agreed....also, women are like a computer. To get anything out of them you have to first turn them on. Then, any mistake, no matter how tiny or insignificant, gets stored in permanent memory to be instantly recalled at a later date.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    What game is he missing? How would his death please me? Unless this is like Highlander and the quickening happens if I kill him?
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    I'm a man who doesn't like beer. So, can I substitute with "Say it only one time and in the manner you'd want said to you"?
  • Sparkle_90
    Sparkle_90 Posts: 37 Member
    so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I'm here for the beer....
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

    I REALLY love my wife, and I do a lot lame **** for sex...

    Lemme get my spreadsheet started.
  • accelerashawn
    accelerashawn Posts: 470 Member
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    sorry for the sexism...just a joke...lol
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

    Is this before or after you stop their plane from taking off to confess your love for them?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    In for stupid cliches!
  • BusyBirdMommy
    BusyBirdMommy Posts: 22
    Men definitely tend to be more physical creatures than women (which makes the stereotype funny ... there is partial truth). However, at the end of the day, I have found that men are just as complicated and complex as women both emotionally and intellectually. It's just expressed differently (mostly due to social construction and pressures, but that's another story for another day).
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I have a credit card, isn't that enough?
  • Sparkle_90
    Sparkle_90 Posts: 37 Member
    so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

    Is this before or after you stop their plane from taking off to confess your love for them?

    hmmmm ... stopping a plane to confess your love also falls under the "Love Her" clause :P
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

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    your list forgot the sammich!!
  • nitrospop
    nitrospop Posts: 122 Member
    so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

    I REALLY love my wife, and I do a lot lame **** for sex...

    Lemme get my spreadsheet started.

    There are definitely sub lists...love her is just the title to a whole different list
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    I like my partners alive, thanks.
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    What game is he missing? How would his death please me? Unless this is like Highlander and the quickening happens if I kill him?

    Settlement $$?

    Most of us are worth more dead than alive =\
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    I just want my man to do the dishes on his day to do it. Then he can have whatever he wants.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

    Is this before or after you stop their plane from taking off to confess your love for them?

    hmmmm ... stopping a plane to confess your love also falls under the "Love Her" clause :P

    Far too general.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    For me..

    She's
    Worthy
    And
    Like's
    Love's
    Often
    With
    Sammiches
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I learned today that pleasing a man has something to do with grapefruit. I'm just hoping my wife doesn't do that.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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  • Lalasharni
    Lalasharni Posts: 353 Member
    Pleasing a man is easy. Take care of him. Don't nag.
    Pleasing a women is also easy. romance her. tell her you love her every day.
    Works for us.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    For me..

    She's
    Worthy
    And
    Like's
    Love's
    Often
    With
    Sammiches
    :laugh:
  • yesterdayusaid2morrow
    yesterdayusaid2morrow Posts: 121
    so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

    ⤴ Smart. I guess I'm not a woman because I think jewelry is a lame gift and I can't fathom a scenario where I'd want my man to die for me. I guess the reason women seem so complicated is that, much like men, we aren't all exactly the same? Lol :)
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    i'm apparently not a woman. i'm really confused about this. :embarassed:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO.

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