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    Pleasing a Woman Vs a Man

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    • Posts: 3,473 Member
      <---Must be a man
    • Posts: 1,492 Member
      For me..

      She's
      Worthy
      And
      Like's
      Love's
      Often
      With
      Sammiches

      What you did there. I see it....

      Edited...cuz
    • Posts: 2,724 Member
      I used to think there was no pleasing a woman. Turns out, it was just that woman. And it took me almost 20 years to figure that out.
    • Posts: 170 Member
      Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.

      Agreed
    • Posts: 1,606 Member
      I used to think there was no pleasing a woman. Turns out, it was just that woman. And it took me almost 20 years to figure that out.
      You're philosophy intrigues me. Do you have any pamphlets that I may peruse?
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

      It's purely a hypothetical question. You can't please a woman. They'll find something wrong.

      I'll be over here awaiting the stones you are about to throw now.
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      For me..

      She's
      Worthy
      And
      Like's
      Love's
      Often
      With
      Sammiches

      Hi Cliffy! :wink:
    • Posts: 1,597 Member
      Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

      IMG_378496096587587.jpeg

      Which game?
    • Posts: 16,356 Member
      hmmmmmm I don't think all of us males are that simple

      I know for a fact you are not. If only it simply took showing up naked...
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
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      What you did there. I see it....

      Edited...cuz

      what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg
    • Posts: 14,121 Member
      <---Must be a man

      Ditto. I have to explain the rules to my husband when he's forced to watch sports while visiting my family. I also drink WAY more beer than he does. Neither of us is in to jewelry, but he wears more of it than I do in various piercings.

      Also, how the hell do you stay in a relationship with someone if you have no interest in conversing with them? :noway:
    • Posts: 2,724 Member
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      You're philosophy intrigues me. Do you have any pamphlets that I may peruse?

      As a matter of fact, I do! I'll be handing them out at the airport this weekend. I will be the guy with the shaved head wearing the orange sheet...
    • Posts: 248 Member
      Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.


      For sure! Lol
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    • Posts: 15,267 Member
      Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

      IMG_378496096587587.jpeg

      If it is you are with the wrong woman...

      seriously...if she isn't happy with you in general....eh time to upgrade
    • Posts: 750 Member
      Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.

      This. :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      It's simple really

      For women, time, intimacy and shoes.

      For men, sex.
    • Posts: 41 Member
      Looks like the woman pleasing list is a little short...LOL
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      Maybe this will give some insight...male-female-brain-2.jpg

      Edit: meh, too big...
    • Posts: 819 Member
      Make each other a priority.
      Have fun doing goofy stuff together.
      Be actively pursuing one another by doing things that he/she appreciates.
      Fight fair.
      Be good forgivers.
      Poop with the bathroom door closed. Keep some mystery.
    • Posts: 208 Member
      Well... I think that's OP's point. That "love her" is an awfully big umbrella.
    • Posts: 13,254 Member
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      This is pretty funny!
    • Posts: 6,208 Member
      I think OP just wants FR's
    • Posts: 333 Member
      I learned today that pleasing a man has something to do with grapefruit. I'm just hoping my wife doesn't do that.
      LMAO!!!!
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.
      I hear ya! I was thinking the same thing...dirty minds think alike!! LOL :wink:
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
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    • Posts: 8,927 Member
      I learned today that pleasing a man has something to do with grapefruit. I'm just hoping my wife doesn't do that.

      Lol
    • Posts: 2,716 Member
      Pleasing a man?

      Hmm...many say it's simple, and yes some of it is, but we men aren't all simple. Some of us have needs beyond the physical, and probably will never tell you, or be able to tell you. You see, we are actually very emotional creatures, and because we typically do not trust, or want said emotions, we try to eliminate them, or try to side step them. I'm going to try to give a man's perspective on some of the basic things that "please" us.

      1. We want to be wanted and needed.
      2. We need approval. (this little detail causes the most strife)
      3. We want to have fun. Especially when things are hard. Who says you can't make a game out of trudging through the mud?
      4. We want understanding.
      5. We want physical love that touches on some of those emotions we so deeply bury.
      6. Sometimes we just need sex. It's a biological necessity for men - hence "wet dreams."
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
      Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.

      Right!? I am disappointed
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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      Lol

      I literally laughed out loud. My fiance forbade the grapefruit too.
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