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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I log my anxiety on a 0-10 scale:

    0 = 000 calories burned. No big deal man... I got this.

    2 = 200 calories burned. Someone mildly sucks. Awesome gif required to properly express my feelings

    4 = 400 calories burned. Someone moderately sucks. I send a scathing email with my appropriate gif.

    6 = 600 calories burned. Severe Suckage is now in play. I frequently want to punch this person in the face along with nasty gifs of women pooping. Cause women poop gifs are realllly wrong. We're getting nasty now.

    8 = 800 calories burned. Extreme, daily hatred and suckage is coursing through my veins. Gifs escalate to those of shanking and trachea punches, along with choice expletives.

    10 = 1000 calories burned. You better lock your doors and hide.

    In it for the suckage!
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    I forgot to ask, how many calories do you think I burned last night?
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
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    h1D3A44FC

    Just cuz. Carry on.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    h1D3A44FC

    Just cuz. Carry on.

    BOOBIES!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    h1D3A44FC

    Just cuz. Carry on.

    BOOBIES!!!! This makes me miss Heather :(
  • jackson192
    jackson192 Posts: 4
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    Make it as many calories as jogging. Then eat the cake and rub their face in it. And get drunk.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    Make sure you wash your hands first so it's a clean rage. Quality of rage is more important than quantity.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I log it as "resistance training". Odus' scale will work for gauging intensity.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I log it as "resistance training". Odus' scale will work for gauging intensity.

    Good call.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Make it as many calories as jogging. Then eat the cake and rub their face in it. And get drunk.

    Cake? I like cake. And getting drunk.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Dude! I just burned 200 calories and found a new "WHITE PEOPLE" gif! I love this weight loss stuff! SO. EASY.

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