What would you think of this??

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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    time for a ritual sacrifice

    Cards Against Humanity taught me the word for some Japanese sacrifice thing. Then I forgot it.

    Bushido?

    Tell him to change the status or he's going to conveniently fall on his own sword...
  • emilyisbonkers
    emilyisbonkers Posts: 373 Member
    Just write a soppy wall post, see if he lets that be public
  • time for a ritual sacrifice

    Cards Against Humanity taught me the word for some Japanese sacrifice thing. Then I forgot it.

    Bushido?

    Tell him to change the status or he's going to conveniently fall on his own sword...

    I take it back, ^^---This is right! He can't be putting her to the sword if he isn't willing to give a little something back.
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    Personal anecdote: I was once dating a guy for 5 months. He said to me that he "wasn't quite ready to call me his girlfriend because I don't like labels". I asked him once if he was seeing other people and he freaked out at me "How could you ever think that!?" And then less than 7 days after I dumped him he was "facebook official" with a different girl. HMMMMMMM.

    This is awkward.

    Sorry about that.

    If it makes you feel better, he cheated on me so I put an entire can of EZ-Cheez in his hair while he was sleeping.

    His hair was rather thick so that was good thinking with the EZ-Cheez. Not so EZ to get out of your metrosexual hair, now is it!?

    Hahah yup, awkward. Luckily I didn't let myself get too attached after he fed me the "I'm not ready to call you my girlfriend" line.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Just write a soppy wall post, see if he lets that be public

    Best. Advice. Yet.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    time for a ritual sacrifice

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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Honest opinion -- stuff like this would either be so important to me that he would already realize that, and immediately change it the moment we were 'official', or it would be so unimportant to me that I truly wouldn't care at all. I am a very black/white thinker in most areas so I couldn't be like "somewhat bothered" by a thing for a long period of time like 2+ months. There would be a discussion and a decision and an end to the feeling of anxiety or annoyance caused. That's just how I operate, though. Everyone's different!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    time for a ritual sacrifice

    Cards Against Humanity taught me the word for some Japanese sacrifice thing. Then I forgot it.

    Bushido?

    Tell him to change the status or he's going to conveniently fall on his own sword...

    I take it back, ^^---This is right! He can't be putting her to the sword if he isn't willing to give a little something back.

    Now you're talkin!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    obviously he doesn't even know you guys are together.

    you need to up your game so he knows for sure.

    cater to his every need. sandwiches, cleaning, a beej every morning....

    sooner or later he'll get comfortable enough with you around that he'll leave his FB logged in.
    then you can go in and change it yourself.

    ^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    obviously he doesn't even know you guys are together.

    you need to up your game so he knows for sure.

    cater to his every need. sandwiches, cleaning, a beej every morning....

    sooner or later he'll get comfortable enough with you around that he'll leave his FB logged in.
    then you can go in and change it yourself.

    ^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    How do you expect me to take "TwinkieDong" seriously...
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Just write a soppy wall post, see if he lets that be public

    WORST advice ever ^^^^^^^^ this is the stuff that makes men think women are crazy
  • MissyI30
    MissyI30 Posts: 382 Member
    He's not married is he? And you've only been dating online for 9 months? Not in person?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    why is your status public in the first place?

    I never changed mine because mine's not public and I can't be bothered- I'd probably have declined/ignored the status update as well if I were him. It's such a trivial matter. move on and live in the actual present- and stop trying to live your life on facebook.

    This is how I am, too. My bf and I have been together a while and I don't think either of us cares enough to figure out how to change it. Why's it matter? Are you insecure about your relationship and you need to prove to everyone you're together? It's just facebook...

    I kind of agree. Stop living your life on Facebook. It's clearly time to make a Suggestions/Feedback post about being able to change relationship statuses on MFP. Who cares about people on Facebook? It's the MFP community that needs to know he is off the market!
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Personal anecdote: I was once dating a guy for 5 months. He said to me that he "wasn't quite ready to call me his girlfriend because I don't like labels". I asked him once if he was seeing other people and he freaked out at me "How could you ever think that!?" And then less than 7 days after I dumped him he was "facebook official" with a different girl. HMMMMMMM.

    This is awkward.

    Sorry about that.

    If it makes you feel better, he cheated on me so I put an entire can of EZ-Cheez in his hair while he was sleeping.

    His hair was rather thick so that was good thinking with the EZ-Cheez. Not so EZ to get out of your metrosexual hair, now is it!?

    Hahah yup, awkward. Luckily I didn't let myself get too attached after he fed me the "I'm not ready to call you my girlfriend" line.

    I'm pretty sure I accidentally made a chemical weapon, though. Who knew EZ-Cheez and his hair gel would be so pungent?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    obviously he doesn't even know you guys are together.

    you need to up your game so he knows for sure.

    cater to his every need. sandwiches, cleaning, a beej every morning....

    sooner or later he'll get comfortable enough with you around that he'll leave his FB logged in.
    then you can go in and change it yourself.

    ^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    How do you expect me to take "TwinkieDong" seriously...

    just a username much like a nickname. Sometimes these things have a life of their own
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Post up his noodz on your wall so other girls will know you two are serious....
    You got them over a month ago.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    why is your status public in the first place?

    I never changed mine because mine's not public and I can't be bothered- I'd probably have declined/ignored the status update as well if I were him. It's such a trivial matter. move on and live in the actual present- and stop trying to live your life on facebook.

    This is how I am, too. My bf and I have been together a while and I don't think either of us cares enough to figure out how to change it. Why's it matter? Are you insecure about your relationship and you need to prove to everyone you're together? It's just facebook...

    JUST FACEBOOK?!?!?!? How can you treat this so trivially. Just this morning on fb, I learned that I am a 17 year old, and that the reason we get such bad service in restaurants is that people have cell phones, and facebook and such. That's a huge force against humanity.

    This!!!

    I mean, seriously, JUST Facebook?? :noway:

    I've learned at I have an IQ of 126, which makes me a super-genius, my spirit animal is a pirhana, Obama is to blame for all things bad ever, and my signature decor item is an antique lamp from Cambodia!

    Facebook is love, Facebook is life.


    Hmmmm maybe I'm facbooking wrong?

    Apparently. I've learned so much about myself from fb. For instance, not only am I 17, but i have a stone cold heart, Randy from Valley girl would have been my 80's movie boyfriend, I am Nymphodora Twinks, and am 88% canadian (even though it doesn't really exist), and I am 55% A-hole. This is what I discovered about myself just over this weekend. Also, I found that complete strangers are willing to be your friend if you have mutual friends from MFP, and they are good and decent people who have great friend potential too.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    why is your status public in the first place?

    I never changed mine because mine's not public and I can't be bothered- I'd probably have declined/ignored the status update as well if I were him. It's such a trivial matter. move on and live in the actual present- and stop trying to live your life on facebook.

    This is how I am, too. My bf and I have been together a while and I don't think either of us cares enough to figure out how to change it. Why's it matter? Are you insecure about your relationship and you need to prove to everyone you're together? It's just facebook...

    I kind of agree. Stop living your life on Facebook. It's clearly time to make a Suggestions/Feedback post about being able to change relationship statuses on MFP. Who cares about people on Facebook? It's the MFP community that needs to know he is off the market!

    11/10 WB
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Post up his noodz on your wall so other girls will know you two are serious....
    You got them over a month ago.

    Does this mean I have permission??
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    Personal anecdote: I was once dating a guy for 5 months. He said to me that he "wasn't quite ready to call me his girlfriend because I don't like labels". I asked him once if he was seeing other people and he freaked out at me "How could you ever think that!?" And then less than 7 days after I dumped him he was "facebook official" with a different girl. HMMMMMMM.

    This is awkward.

    Sorry about that.

    If it makes you feel better, he cheated on me so I put an entire can of EZ-Cheez in his hair while he was sleeping.

    His hair was rather thick so that was good thinking with the EZ-Cheez. Not so EZ to get out of your metrosexual hair, now is it!?

    Hahah yup, awkward. Luckily I didn't let myself get too attached after he fed me the "I'm not ready to call you my girlfriend" line.

    I'm pretty sure I accidentally made a chemical weapon, though. Who knew EZ-Cheez and his hair gel would be so pungent?

    Well there you go, at least you ended up with a pretty lucrative business out of the whole mess.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Just write a soppy wall post, see if he lets that be public

    WORST advice ever ^^^^^^^^ this is the stuff that makes men think women are crazy

    Women ARE crazy. The trick is to find the least crazy and settle down. Also, I second the "What our future children will look like" Guys LOVE that!!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    obviously he doesn't even know you guys are together.

    you need to up your game so he knows for sure.

    cater to his every need. sandwiches, cleaning, a beej every morning....

    sooner or later he'll get comfortable enough with you around that he'll leave his FB logged in.
    then you can go in and change it yourself.
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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Withhold sex.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I say you say you're im a relationship with someone else...that would teach him!
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  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    hey OP, when we become sister wives are we married to each other or your boyfriend? I'm so confused about facebook etiquette!
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    Withhold sex.

    That's not until marriage.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    hey OP, when we become sister wives are we married to each other or your boyfriend? I'm so confused about facebook etiquette!
    Sister wives are married to the same guy. Women married to each other would lesbians. You're welcome. :flowerforyou:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
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    ^^^ THE ONLY RESPECTABLE THING TO HAVE COME OUT OF DALLAS!!!!
  • MissyI30
    MissyI30 Posts: 382 Member
    Withhold sex.
    How is this possible if they are only online dating? Besides it doesn't matter what your fb status is on fb people do not respect relationships. For instance I know a woman who was messing with a married man 2 weeks Into the relationship or what she thought was a relationship she changed her status to in a relationship. Guess what the married man never changed his status from married to his wife and ended up staying with his wife.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Like many of you suggested, I morphed our pictures to see what our future baby will look like.


    Then I broke up with him via text message.