Catfish Confessions

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    I am in fact a terrible magician but say I am one to be the life of the party and get girls to pay attention to me.
  • Joy_Ryder
    Joy_Ryder Posts: 21
    My name is not Joy
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    I'm not really a ghost. Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls!
  • riirii93_
    riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
    I'm really just a white girl who everyone mistakes for a mexican.
  • AnthonyThrashD
    AnthonyThrashD Posts: 306 Member
    EDIT
    It's not really winter time in Ohio!
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
    Dangit this is my real name and real birthday...no fun for me in here.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I'm pleasant-tasting at best.

    hahaha! best one yet!
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
    I am Danaerys Targaryen Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles/Chains, Queen of Meereen, Princess of Dragonstone.

    Duh.

    NICE! I like her assets LOL
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    <<---- I AM IRON MAN

    not really but he is my favorite super!!
  • csman49
    csman49 Posts: 1,100 Member
    I'm not 49
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    I only crochet.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    I was born a female.
    Me too.
    I'm only white in the winter, and not very balanced at all.
  • SheBeButLittleSheisFierce
    SheBeButLittleSheisFierce Posts: 690 Member
    I hate when people pat the top of my head. Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm your pet.
  • tizlish68
    tizlish68 Posts: 1
    Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I care.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    my username did not come from an actual body part
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    i'm not 32 anymore.
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    2% body fat and professionally taken headless pics are a great sign.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgoDYK3IlGg

    THis is really me. Not the pics I posted on my profile.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    i'm not 32 anymore.

    You must leave, now.
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    I don't actually know EVERYTHING ... (don't tell my wife!)
  • TheBigBlonde
    TheBigBlonde Posts: 9
    I might not truly be blonde.....who knows?? I sure don't!
  • docdrd
    docdrd Posts: 174 Member
    I am not a Doctor. I just play one on the Internet
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    I'm really an alien from an advanced civilization sent to evaluate whether Earth should be allowed to continue its existence, or be utterly destroyed.

    You probably want to know how it's going.

    Let's just say, it's a good thing you have chocolate cake...
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    I'm actually partly cloudy with a 20% chance of rain.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    You cannot tell by my profile picture, but I'm a centaur. And, I am quite literally, hung like a horse.
  • juhnell2610
    juhnell2610 Posts: 291 Member
    I actually have an extra pinky toe
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    I found out the hard way that trying to housebreak your pet Grizzly Bear with a rolled-up newspaper is a bad idea.
  • IHateThinkingOfAUsername
    IHateThinkingOfAUsername Posts: 568 Member
    This is not my eye.
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    I've never even been in a china shop.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    I am not the walrus
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