Catfish Confessions

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  • TheBigBlonde
    TheBigBlonde Posts: 9
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    I might not truly be blonde.....who knows?? I sure don't!
  • docdrd
    docdrd Posts: 174 Member
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    I am not a Doctor. I just play one on the Internet
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    I'm really an alien from an advanced civilization sent to evaluate whether Earth should be allowed to continue its existence, or be utterly destroyed.

    You probably want to know how it's going.

    Let's just say, it's a good thing you have chocolate cake...
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
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    I'm actually partly cloudy with a 20% chance of rain.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    You cannot tell by my profile picture, but I'm a centaur. And, I am quite literally, hung like a horse.
  • juhnell2610
    juhnell2610 Posts: 291 Member
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    I actually have an extra pinky toe
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    I found out the hard way that trying to housebreak your pet Grizzly Bear with a rolled-up newspaper is a bad idea.
  • IHateThinkingOfAUsername
    IHateThinkingOfAUsername Posts: 568 Member
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    This is not my eye.
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
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    I've never even been in a china shop.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    I am not the walrus
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Golf lessons have really sped up my game.
    Now I hit the ball so far into the woods I don't even bother to look for it.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I only crochet.

    ^for shame!!!!

    I've never seen a raspberry keytone.
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
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    I am bearded.... I am a warrior... I am in Texas.... Hmmmmmmmm... Ok... profile pic... I am gentleman and I will spank you... I got nothing.
  • alijoanxo
    alijoanxo Posts: 480 Member
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    I actually did not hang the moon
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
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    I always fish for catfish at night and the damn crayfish take the line and it looks like a bite. But it's just a crayfish. So there I am with half my bait gone fooled again.
  • Andy_83
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    Not everyone in England has met the queen even if we claim we have.
  • Forty6and2
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    I am neither forty-six, nor am I two.
  • Miss_1999
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    I might or might not know who took the LOLRUS' bukkit.

    You'll never know.

    I'll never tell.

    Alright. I did it.
  • SheGlows
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    I don't really glow in the dark.. :frown:
  • odwall
    odwall Posts: 148 Member
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    I'm not actually odd... or a wall.

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