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Catfish Confessions

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  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    *waits for a kind gentleman to say that he has three legs so that I can send him a very nice PM*

    I told her about the operation, does that count? :laugh:
    Now all I need, is a few more contributions.
  • Aint_Misbehavin
    Aint_Misbehavin Posts: 64 Member
    My name is a front *hangs head in shame*
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    My name is a front *hangs head in shame*

    Who the hell cares!...look at your "front"!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I did actually serve in the United States Marine Corps as Military Police. (I confess I am not currently serving, but honorably discharged after completing my active 5 years of service)

    And I have to say that outloud every time I type your username otherwise all the M's foul me up.
  • Autk79
    Autk79 Posts: 286 Member
    Im not from Texas!
  • Leggylass
    Leggylass Posts: 215
    ok so im not old and wrinkly and im not blonde :tongue: :bigsmile:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I am technically a neandermagnon (i.e. descended from neanderthal x cro-magnon hybrids) but my avatar isn't me. Also, she's made of plastic and I'm real. And she's a neanderthal, not a neandermagnon.

    I didn't think neanderthals were made of plastic. Do the paleo people know about this?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I don't even know what a six out is.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    These are not my daughters and wife. I sneak up on groups and photo bomb them.
  • ELMunque
    ELMunque Posts: 136 Member
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    Actual picture, really.
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    *waits for a kind gentleman to say that he has three legs so that I can send him a very nice PM*

    I have 3 legs?
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    I see dead people
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I am Danaerys Targaryen Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles/Chains, Queen of Meereen, Princess of Dragonstone.

    Duh.

    I heard you were the Mayor of Cleveland...


    Also, I am NOT the editor of the Bloom County Picayune...
  • KristaPerseveres
    KristaPerseveres Posts: 87 Member
    This is not my natural color, and the carpet does not match....sigh..... :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:
  • stormbornkraken
    stormbornkraken Posts: 302 Member
    I only have four appendages not eight. I was born on a stormy day or so says the almanac. But I did earn the medal with my general badassery.:smokin:
  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    I like bourbon with my catfish. Tastes good.
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    What is this now hey wait a minute I am KHALISSEE

    how dare you!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I only lift some of the pizzas.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    My name is a front *hangs head in shame*

    *stares*

    I'm sorry, did you say something?
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Well I really am a fairy. So there.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I am Danaerys Targaryen Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles/Chains, Queen of Meereen, Princess of Dragonstone.

    Duh.
    You forgot Stormborn and the Unburnt. But that's like to happen when you have half a hundred names.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    I'm no true immortal .. yet!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I don't really like pickles.







    And I have a penis.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    This is not my natural color, and the carpet does not match....sigh..... :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:

    Prove it, or you're a catfish! :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I don't really like pickles.







    And I have a penis.

    Tell us something we don't know. Yeesh.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I am Danaerys Targaryen Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles/Chains, Queen of Meereen, Princess of Dragonstone.

    Duh.
    You forgot Stormborn and the Unburnt. But that's like to happen when you have half a hundred names.

    ... so 50?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I don't really like pickles.







    And I have a penis.

    Tell us something we don't know. Yeesh.


    That's too hard.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    I'm not very serious...
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    *waits for a kind gentleman to say that he has three legs so that I can send him a very nice PM*

    I have 3 legs?

    She never PM'ed me. It was a lie.

    I'VE BEEN CATFISHED!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I'm not covered in mire... but I DO like to play in the mud.
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