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Catfish Confessions

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    i'm just a squirrel, tryin to get a nut.

    *runs away crying*

    I have a 10' pole, but I'm still not touching that one. :laugh:
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I have a pretty long tail
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    I really don't defy gravity.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I am not in fact from Oregon.
    I am not in fact living at a zoo, or am I a zoo.

    Ok, so you aren't a zoo, but can we still pet you?
  • Italianma7
    Italianma7 Posts: 83 Member
    I am not 100% italian
  • Fittreelol
    Fittreelol Posts: 2,535 Member
    I can not, in fact, turn into a tree and place leafy spells on 24 of my closest friends. :sad:
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
    i'm just a squirrel, tryin to get a nut.

    *runs away crying*

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    Squirrel!
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    I'm not really damaged goods. :grumble:
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    I was never on the cover of GQ
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    Fine.
    I am not tufel. I could fit in a bite or two more....
  • whovian67
    whovian67 Posts: 608 Member
    I'm not the 67th Whovian.. I am #1
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.
  • Birder155
    Birder155 Posts: 223 Member
    I don't even like 1 bird let alone 155 of them.*



    *more lies!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I'm not really damaged goods. :grumble:

    Don't fret, you're young, there's still hope. :wink:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I am not really eating chocolate all the time. Nor am I on an actual "diet" per se.
  • FitFroglet
    FitFroglet Posts: 219 Member
    I'm not a small amphibian and I'm not as fit as I'd like to be.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    There's an operation for that.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I am not in fact from Oregon.
    I am not in fact living at a zoo, or am I a zoo.

    My avatar is AZ but I am actually from OR.... though I DO live in AZ
    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    There's an operation for that.
    So there IS hope! Sadly, I haven't the funds for a costly surgery, perhaps if you send me your credit card number...:flowerforyou:
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    I'm not 38... but people assume! :P
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    *waits for a kind gentleman to say that he has three legs so that I can send him a very nice PM*
  • Lib_B
    Lib_B Posts: 446 Member
    I do want a serious relationship and kids. And I'm not an independently wealthy architect. I work at Arby's.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    I am not a turtle :(
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    There's an operation for that.
    So there IS hope! Sadly, I haven't the funds for a costly surgery, perhaps if you send me your credit card number...:flowerforyou:

    Wow, my credit card is popular today. Visa card number 3. I'm old. :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Parys has three legs, I do not.

    *waits for a kind gentleman to say that he has three legs so that I can send him a very nice PM*

    I told her about the operation, does that count? :laugh:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I actually AM pretty busy and NOT busty. I must be the only real person here.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    I am soft, but not always cuddly.
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    I'm not really damaged goods. :grumble:

    Don't fret, you're young, there's still hope. :wink:

    Oh goodie!!! :bigsmile:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    My 32:something PR in a 5k doesn't not qualify me as anything near "Lickety Split"
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    <<<< I don't actually look like this. Most of the time.
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