Question about my first time...

FeraFilia
FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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I'm doing it tonight, guys.

After seeing so many comments about how wonderful it is, I can't resist.

I just need some help making a decision.

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WHICH ONE FIRST?!

(Yes, you're reading this correctly... I have never actually tried Talenti before.)
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  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
    ive read the kama sutra and never seen the talenti position.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Oh god, now I want some.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    This reminds me, I've got some coconut pineapple gelato in my fridge.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    This reminds me, I've got some coconut pineapple gelato in my fridge.

    that sucks bro. its gonna be all soupy.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You could weigh out a really small portion of each and just try them all today.
  • LotusAsh
    LotusAsh Posts: 294 Member
    am I the only one who has never had this stuff?
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    This reminds me, I've got some coconut pineapple gelato in my fridge.

    that sucks bro. its gonna be all soupy.
    You dirty rotten chicken fluffer, you know what I mean. Don't make me come out of the boooOOOOOooooth!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    am I the only one who has never had this stuff?

    No, you're not. I still haven't had any. After dinner, and exercise... I'll see where the calories and macros are.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Sea salt caramel, all the way. The other flavors are good, but that ish blows my mind every. time.

    Good luck, young grasshopper.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    You could weigh out a really small portion of each and just try them all today.

    Very tempted to do this...
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    This reminds me, I've got some coconut pineapple gelato in my fridge.

    that sucks bro. its gonna be all soupy.

    This made me laugh entirely too hard.
  • brandi712
    brandi712 Posts: 407 Member
    I've never had either but now I think I am stopping to get some on my way home. Sea Salt Caramel is first on my list :love:
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    I'm a gelato virgin.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Put a towel down in case it gets messy.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Put a towel down in case it gets messy.

    And wear a bib?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Definitely keep some kleenex handy.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    sea salt it and never look back
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Lots of love for the sea salt flavor. I'm wondering why I even bothered buying the other two. :laugh:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Once you undress it, you should get it warmed up and a little wet so it's easier to penetrate. Once you get it in, you can push it in and pull it out multiple times... Just remember, when you are done.. you need to lick it up and down until there's nothing left. The spoon likes that.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    There are a lot of suggestions for the sea salt caramel, but I'm definitely pulling for the coffee chocolate chip. Holy balls, that one is incredible!
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Sea Salt Caramel is good but their Southern Buttered Pecan................................ amazing.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Once you undress it, you should get it warmed up and a little wet so it's easier to penetrate. Once you get it in, you can push it in and pull it out multiple times... Just remember, when you are done.. you need to lick it up and down until there's nothing left. The spoon likes that.

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Some of you have wonderfully dirty minds. :flowerforyou:
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    I'd go for caramel cookie, because I hate coffee, as well as salted caramel.
  • ShannonS921
    ShannonS921 Posts: 194
    I've only had the dark chocolate flavor...but if I had to pick one of these three, I'd go with the Coffee Chocolate Chip!
  • _Disintegration_
    _Disintegration_ Posts: 17
    Once you undress it, you should get it warmed up and a little wet so it's easier to penetrate. Once you get it in, you can push it in and pull it out multiple times... Just remember, when you are done.. you need to lick it up and down until there's nothing left. The spoon likes that.

    GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
  • drewba13
    drewba13 Posts: 47 Member
    What's the deal with Talenti? Just a lower fat ice cream replacement with solid branding?
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    In case you needed a visual on how to lick the spoon.............

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  • KatDJZ
    KatDJZ Posts: 224 Member
    The sea salt caramel is to die for...

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