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Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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WOOT WOOT!!!! Happy Friday, ya crazy peeps!!! :drinker: :drinker:


DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS


1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my *kitten* on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your **** up when you're not home.

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!

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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    friday.jpg


    WOOT WOOT!!!! Happy Friday, ya crazy peeps!!! :drinker: :drinker:


    DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS


    1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

    3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

    7. Yelling at me for rubbing my *kitten* on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

    11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your **** up when you're not home.

    12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

    15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!
  • ChubbyBunny
    ChubbyBunny Posts: 3,523 Member
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    :laugh:
  • iLuvMyChemicalRomance
    iLuvMyChemicalRomance Posts: 14
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    :frown: i dont like fridays. its when my work week begins and ends on monday:frown:
  • pinktoque
    pinktoque Posts: 340 Member
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    but... but

    look_what_i_can_do2.jpg

    Oliver LIKES balancing treats on his nose! :)


    edit: I dunno if my pics are working properly or not (red x here), the image is at
    http://www.lookatusgo.net/gallery/content/Oliver/Just Oliver/look_what_i_can_do2.jpg
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    but... but

    look_what_i_can_do2.jpg

    Oliver LIKES balancing treats on his nose! :)

    Of course he does. 71.gif
  • sindyb9
    sindyb9 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: Happy Friday :bigsmile: :drinker:
  • ericarey85
    ericarey85 Posts: 312 Member
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    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my husband does that ALL the time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Nana27
    Nana27 Posts: 77
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Absolutely perfect!!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:

    http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view&current=UnevenBeauty.flv
  • rachel41
    rachel41 Posts: 354 Member
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    Shannon you made be laugh today:laugh: Thank You
  • kleimola
    kleimola Posts: 210 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Shannon you made be laugh today:laugh: Thank You

    You're welcome & welcome! :flowerforyou:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love that one!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my husband does that ALL the time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I do that to my hubby all the time.:embarassed:

    {snicker, snort}
    smiley_aaeq.gif
  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
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    Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:

    http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view&current=UnevenBeauty.flv

    :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    That was great! Loved the one transition from high bar to low bar!
  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
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    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my husband does that ALL the time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I do that to my hubby all the time.:embarassed:

    {snicker, snort}

    We don't have a dog so my hubby blames it on the girls! :sick: :ohwell:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:

    http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view&current=UnevenBeauty.flv

    :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    That was great! Loved the one transition from high bar to low bar!

    I'm envisioning the guys here in the fetal position under their desks when that scene comes on. :laugh: th_muahaha.gif
  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
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    Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:

    http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view&current=UnevenBeauty.flv

    :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    That was great! Loved the one transition from high bar to low bar!

    I'm envisioning the guys here in the fetal position under their desks when that scene comes on. :laugh: th_muahaha.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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