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A mans guide to women

sculli123
sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
edited March 1 in Chit-Chat
:laugh: This is hilarious. Ladies, there's a short version of a guide to men at the end too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU#t=247
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Dear God, this man is so serious. "You want to be 5-7 crazy and about an 8 hot"
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    Dear God, this man is so serious. "You want to be 5-7 crazy and about an 8 hot"

    There is actual research to support this. They paired up both men and women and they rated each other on attractiveness. The ones that had the most matches were rated a 6.


    ETA: The research experiment had nothing to do with crazyness (I guess that part comes later) but just the attractiveness part.

    ETA#2: Here is also a study which explains why some people like to take group selfies ;)

    http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/268198.php
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Dear God, this man is so serious. "You want to be 5-7 crazy and about an 8 hot"
    The seriousness is what makes it funny to me. Reminds me of briefings I go to at work. lol
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    Now, below a 5 crazy and above an 8 hot... this is your unicorn zone. These things don't exist. If you find a unicorn, please capture it safely. Keep it alive. We'd like to study it. We'd like to replicate that.

    oh. my. damn.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    you'll notice over here.. this is the husband section. once you cross this line and have a sufficient amount of money, it no longer matters how hot you are.

    Holy crap I am dying over here.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    Above the crazy line, we have the danger zone. This is your red heads... your strippers... anyone named Tiffany... hair dressers. This is where your car gets keyed. A bunny in the pot. Tires get slashed... and you end up in jail.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    So I was explaining this to a guy one time and he said, "Wait a minute. I met this girl and she's like smoking hot. She's like at least a 9 and she's chill. She's totally cool. She's like not even a 3 crazy." You're telling me you met a girl that's a 9 hot and a 2 or 3 crazy? "Yea man. I like her a lot." I said, be careful, that's a dude. Below a 4 crazy and above an 8 hot, and you're probably talking to dude.
  • juniperfox
    juniperfox Posts: 127 Member
    I can't watch the video at the moment but these quotes are gold.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i thought this was gonna be the typical alpha/brah/zyzz youtube garbage...

    ...but it was actually amusing.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    So I was explaining this to a guy one time and he said, "Wait a minute. I met this girl and she's like smoking hot. She's like at least a 9 and she's chill. She's totally cool. She's like not even a 3 crazy." You're telling me you met a girl that's a 9 hot and a 2 or 3 crazy? "Yea man. I like her a lot." I said, be careful, that's a dude. Below a 4 crazy and above an 8 hot, and you're probably talking to dude.

    Note to self: stay out of Thailand
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
    i thought this was gonna be the typical alpha/brah/zyzz youtube garbage...

    ...but it was actually amusing.
    I'm 41 years old, I wouldn't post that kind of crap.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I'm going to watch this later.
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  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    This is the best thing to happen all day.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Fails due to lack of defined terms. Exactly what constitutes crazy, besides redheads, and as a box color redhead, does that still count?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    These quotes are golden, lol. Also agree with the part about redheads and girls named Tiffany.
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Fails due to lack of defined terms. Exactly what constitutes crazy, besides redheads, and as a box color redhead, does that still count?
    No offense but I once dated a box redhead and she was in fact crazy. Literally crazy as in I had to move away secretely to get away. And then she kept calling me for about a year and half later leaving threatening messages. lol .....she was a former stripper too though, so there's that.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    This chart sucks for gingers. :angry:
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    Heard this today on the radio, way too funny!

    ETA: I promptly sent it to my 3 stepsons - 2 of the 3 need help with this
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    This chart sucks for gingers. :angry:

    It's okay, some of us are addicted to witches and don't need souls
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Fails due to lack of defined terms. Exactly what constitutes crazy, besides redheads, and as a box color redhead, does that still count?
    No offense but I once dated a box redhead and she was in fact crazy. Literally crazy as in I had to move away secretely to get away. And then she kept calling me for about a year and half later leaving threatening messages. lol .....she was a former stripper too though, so there's that.

    I get called crazy plenty, but not for crap like that. I have a tendency to jump off bridges out of planes and into schools of swimming sharks, so yea crazy, but I like to think in a good way! :laugh:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    This chart sucks for gingers. :angry:

    I just found a guy that likes crazy, he specifically requested the red hair color.
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member

    I get called crazy plenty, but not for crap like that. I have a tendency to jump off bridges out of planes and into schools of swimming sharks, so yea crazy, but I like to think in a good way! :laugh:
    I literally think she was going to have me killed once. Not kidding either.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    In for red heads. I don't care if they are bat **** insane.
  • Sonja1211
    Sonja1211 Posts: 58 Member
    I about collapsed laughing. :laugh:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member

    I get called crazy plenty, but not for crap like that. I have a tendency to jump off bridges out of planes and into schools of swimming sharks, so yea crazy, but I like to think in a good way! :laugh:
    I literally think she was going to have me killed once. Not kidding either.

    Yes well, clearly she needed to redirect her crazy in to other avenues.
  • whovian67
    whovian67 Posts: 608 Member
    bump - speakers broken.. must come back to this
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Yes well, clearly she needed to redirect her crazy in to other avenues.
    She did, mostly cocaine. lol Which is also why I broke up with her in the first place.
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    I'm going to have to watch this later.

    Guys, how can I bump up my hotness level?
  • Valrotha
    Valrotha Posts: 294 Member
    Wow, wasn't expecting to see that from Yeager. Guess I missed that one. I usually watch his channel for other things.

    "There's no such thing as a woman who's not a least a 4 crazy." LOL XD
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