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burbon0
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The difference between your house smelling like delicious popcorn or burnt *kitten* is around 24 seconds0
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Fireworks make my ears yell! -Ralph Wiggum0
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poop stinks0
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'0
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Sir, you're making a scene.0
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If McDonald's made a deep fried pickle covered in a batter and called it the McDill Dough... would you order one?0
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So, I got nothin'...0
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I fart because it's the only gas I can afford!0
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Somewhere, there's a turf war going on between skeletons and secret gays.0
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Soooo.....my random thoughts....
If someone dies and comes back to life 3 days later it's considered an abomination and the hallmark of the zombie apocalypse.
Jesus died and rose 3 days later.
A+B=C so in my calculations.....
JESUS WAS A ZOMBIE. Just my humble opinion :laugh:0 -
Did you ever wonder if camels looked down at their feet and say... Oh MY GOD I HAVE p-ssy FEET?0
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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"0
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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public.0
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Some turtles can breathe through their butt0
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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks down and notices the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
The bartender says, "I couldn't help but notice. You seem to have a steering wheel coming outta your fly."
The pirate replies, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."0 -
mukluks0
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
Does always running late count as exercise?0 -
I AM in shape...round is a shape0
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One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.
"Tennis ball?" the man said smiling back.
"Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!0
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