Help w/ Adult Birthday Ideas...

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited March 1 in Chit-Chat
A group of 9 women are going white water rafting this weekend. Two of them are celebrating birthdays. One is 45, the other 31.

I had planned to order cupcakes from the only "shop" in town... they don't make cupcakes. Or cake. Or anything... The nearest place that does is a 45 min drive from our camp and not going to happen, cause... beer.

So, I'm looking for creative ideas for a treat I can bring up in the van with us and still surprise them.

1. Must be a surprise
2. VERY little room available in the van with 9 people, luggage, equipment, and portable toilet
3. No strippers or dancing monkeys are available in lieu of cake
4. I need something that will not be seen, squished, broken, doesn't squirt or vibrate, etc... and enjoyed by all 9 women

Fancy decorative cookies?
Gourmet Chocolates?

I'm really kinda stumped.
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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Get a couple of bags of ghiradelli squares.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Just mix your cake and beer.

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    theres a LIFE CHANGING recipe for birthday cake in the recipes section.

    you basically cut a watermelon into a rectangle and dump whipped topping on it.

    CAKE!
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  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    won;'t the chocolate melt?
    If not then yes, chocolate.

    And monkeys.

    Chocolate covered monkeys.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Birthday cake cookies? They're easy to make and take up a lot less space than a cake or cupcakes.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    A group of 9 women are going white water rafting this weekend. Two of them are celebrating birthdays. One is 45, the other 31.

    So 9 women with 2 birthdays, 45 and 31...I don't know when the train will arrive at the station...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    theres a LIFE CHANGING recipe for birthday cake in the recipes section.

    you basically cut a watermelon into a rectangle and dump whipped topping on it.

    CAKE!

    I could totally hide a watermelon and whip cream in my maxi skirt too. Good thinkin here SS.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Birthday cake cookies? They're easy to make and take up a lot less space than a cake or cupcakes.

    Is this a real thing?
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
    a rabbit or butt plug.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Rice krispie squares? Could be good. Trick them out with tons of chocolate and filling. Maybe M&Ms.

    I like this...
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    theres a LIFE CHANGING recipe for birthday cake in the recipes section.

    you basically cut a watermelon into a rectangle and dump whipped topping on it.

    CAKE!
    You could cut a hole in the melon the night before, empty a bottle of vodka in it. Nextra, cut it into the square and add topping.

    BOOZY WATERMELON CAKE!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Just mix your cake and beer.

    beer_cake_detail_.jpg.jpg

    WINNER!!! Bring the beer, hide the ribbon, sneak into a spare room or wherever when you get there, tie on ribbons and viola... Beer Cake!! :drinker: Cheers!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    a rabbit or butt plug.

    Rabbit's vibrate. Follow the rules, yo.
  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
    Chocolate-Covered-Strawberries.png

    Might not work for your situation, but when i get these on my Bday, Its a HAPPY Bday.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Just mix your cake and beer.

    beer_cake_detail_.jpg.jpg

    WINNER!!! Bring the beer, hide the ribbon, sneak into a spare room or wherever when you get there, tie on ribbons and viola... Beer Cake!! :drinker: Cheers!

    This actually must be done. Brilliant. Easy. I'm in.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Chocolate-Covered-Strawberries.png

    Might not work for your situation, but when i get these on my Bday, Its a HAPPY Bday.

    Another genius idea! I could hide those in an insulated lunch bag easy!
  • CaptainJAG_37
    CaptainJAG_37 Posts: 134
    Chocolate covered monkeys.

    I like how you think.
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    theres a LIFE CHANGING recipe for birthday cake in the recipes section.

    you basically cut a watermelon into a rectangle and dump whipped topping on it.

    CAKE!
    You could cut a hole in the melon the night before, empty a bottle of vodka in it. Nextra, cut it into the square and add topping.

    BOOZY WATERMELON CAKE!

    Did you hear about IPA and I trying to do that for the 4th of July?? LOL
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
    a rabbit or butt plug.

    Rabbit's vibrate. Follow the rules, yo.

    what about candy colored butt plugs? Do they vibrate?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    a friend of mine makes penis shaped rice krispie treats... puts chocolate sprinkles on the balls, and even a small string of red licorice for the vein. very simple, and you can be as creative as you want

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    Andd...... we have a winner.


    Penis Crispies with a chocolate covered strawberry and beer cake. Done.


    You people are genius.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Well that just sounds fun.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Jello shots?

    ETA: at least that's what I would want for my birthday away with the girls...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Birthday cake cookies? They're easy to make and take up a lot less space than a cake or cupcakes.

    Is this a real thing?
    It is! And they're really good!!! I can send you the recipe, if you want.
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,330 Member
    3. No strippers or dancing monkeys are available in lieu of cake
    4. I need something that will not be seen, squished, broken, doesn't squirt or vibrate, etc... and enjoyed by all 9 women

    Obviously MFP wasn't the first place you reached out for ideas!
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    3. No strippers or dancing monkeys are available in lieu of cake
    4. I need something that will not be seen, squished, broken, doesn't squirt or vibrate, etc... and enjoyed by all 9 women

    Obviously MFP wasn't the first place you reached out for ideas!

    Someone must be new here to think those weren't the first things MFP would suggest.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    How do I get invited to this party?
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    a friend of mine makes penis shaped rice krispie treats... puts chocolate sprinkles on the balls, and even a small string of red licorice for the vein. very simple, and you can be as creative as you want

    c8238d778d4be39747d5900126c31655.jpg


    Andd...... we have a winner.


    Penis Crispies with a chocolate covered strawberry and beer cake. Done.


    You people are genius.

    Make sure to cover the big penis crispies in dark chocolate.
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