Help w/ Adult Birthday Ideas...

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  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    Edible underwear for all?
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    How do I get invited to this party?

    I would go if I could just sit on the banks and eat rice crispy dong and dipped berries.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    9 women?

    PILLOW FIGHT! Oh jeeezzuss.
  • lmmathis86
    lmmathis86 Posts: 223 Member
    A group of 9 women are going white water rafting this weekend. Two of them are celebrating birthdays. One is 45, the other 31.

    So 9 women with 2 birthdays, 45 and 31...I don't know when the train will arrive at the station...


    ^this made me laugh!
  • TJ_Rugger
    TJ_Rugger Posts: 166 Member
    It might be kind of difficult to find one that you can hide in a van, but we always enjoy adult pinatas.

    Get a pinata and fill it with whatever those people like... back in college we filled them with airplane bottles of booze, loose cigarettes, condoms, advil, and a little bit of candy.

    I'm sure you can find a kind of flat pinata somewhere that might be able to fit in a van.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Birthday cake cookies? They're easy to make and take up a lot less space than a cake or cupcakes.

    Is this a real thing?
    It is! And they're really good!!! I can send you the recipe, if you want.

    Please do JJ!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    It might be kind of difficult to find one that you can hide in a van, but we always enjoy adult pinatas.

    Get a pinata and fill it with whatever those people like... back in college we filled them with airplane bottles of booze, loose cigarettes, condoms, advil, and a little bit of candy.

    I'm sure you can find a kind of flat pinata somewhere that might be able to fit in a van.

    That is genius! Too short of notice, but this could come in handy in the future :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You could all wake up bright and early Sunday morning and attend church together. I can't think of a more heartfelt, sincere and bonding experience to be shared among such close and loving friends. The love between you all is the real gift that keeps on giving.
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    Shut your hole. Also, please come over tonight and help me make Penis Crispies?? Pretty please??
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    brownie cookie bars

    and

    all your favourite candies
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Shut your hole. Also, please come over tonight and help me make Penis Crispies?? Pretty please??
    We could use a "clone-a-willy" to make them atomically correct. The looks on their faces when you tell them the truth on Monday would be priceless.
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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    How do I get invited to this party?

    I would go if I could just sit on the banks and eat rice crispy dong and dipped berries.

    add booze to that and it sounds like pretty much a perfect day to me.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I charge $250 for 3 hours of entertainment, have a variety of outfits I can wear, touching is alowed, and lapdances are $10/per plus tip.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I just got them the coolest Batucada bracelets too LOL It's like... jelly bracelets for adults!

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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Chocolate cake balls...and you want to get really creative, add a creamy center.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    How do I get invited to this party?

    I would go if I could just sit on the banks and eat rice crispy dong and dipped berries.

    add booze to that and it sounds like pretty much a perfect day to me.

    There's a reason we have a toilet bucket in the van... just saying.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Shut your hole. Also, please come over tonight and help me make Penis Crispies?? Pretty please??
    We could use a "clone-a-willy" to make them atomically correct. The looks on their faces when you tell them the truth on Monday would be priceless.
    il_570xN.473855803_azf7.jpg

    This is why I love you.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Chocolate cake balls...and you want to get really creative, add a creamy center.
    Just make sure the dogs are locked up!
  • TJ_Rugger
    TJ_Rugger Posts: 166 Member
    It might be kind of difficult to find one that you can hide in a van, but we always enjoy adult pinatas.

    Get a pinata and fill it with whatever those people like... back in college we filled them with airplane bottles of booze, loose cigarettes, condoms, advil, and a little bit of candy.

    I'm sure you can find a kind of flat pinata somewhere that might be able to fit in a van.

    That is genius! Too short of notice, but this could come in handy in the future :)

    You can find pinatas pretty easily and a trip to the liquor store and you're set!

    But either way, enjoy now ...or later... that's your choice! MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA! *SSKRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWW* (Bald Eagle screaming)
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Cake shots?


    Hazelnut liquor, vanilla vodka, lemon and sugar.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    I got here late, so I'm just guessing a winky-shaped cake has been talked about? lol
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I can't wait to put marshmallows in their mouths.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    If you wanted to make cupcakes, you could put them in one of these http://goo.gl/YX7gQG and then they'd be easy to cover.

    Oh and buy Cards Against Humanity to bring with you. You won't regret it!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    If you wanted to make cupcakes, you could put them in one of these http://goo.gl/YX7gQG and then they'd be easy to cover.

    Oh and buy Cards Against Humanity to bring with you. You won't regret it!

    The Bigger Blacker Box accompanies me wherever I go :-)
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