piss off a lot of people at one time?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    If I resize that, the terrorists win.

    That's what she said.

    This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.

    Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny? :angry:

    Well, you're a woman so...

    Yeah, well.
    Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...

    Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.
    The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

    North Dakota
    Rhode Island
    South Dakota
    District of Columbia
    Massachusetts
    Ohio
    Arizona
    Alabama
    New York
    South Carolina
    Colorado
    Maryland
    Wisconsin
    New Jersey
    California
    Florida
    Connecticut
    Virginia
    Oregon
    Pennsylvania
    Washington
    Tennessee
    New Mexico
    Iowa
    Illinois
    Louisiana
    Vermont
    Utah
    Maine
    Nebraska
    Idaho
    Kansas
    Delaware
    Michigan
    Nevada
    New Hampshire
    Oklahoma
    Montana
    Minnesota
    Kentucky
    Texas
    Indiana
    West Virginia
    Missouri
    Alaska
    North Carolina
    Wyoming
    Arkansas
    Hawaii
    Mississippi

    Guess he is right, Texas isn't bigger. lol
    Source: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/

    Crap.

    Almost all the states I make fun of on a consistent basis are higher on the list than us.

    ETA: Except TX. Bwaaaaaaaaahaha

    The first MFP article I decided to take the time to read.


    My conclusions....there is still a possibility that other states have men with large size that do not partake of the condoms due to reasons including but not limited to marriage.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Pi is EXACTLY 3!!!

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Kids are awesome! If you don't have any you should totally have four or five.








    Kids suck. Damn breeders!
  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
    "I'm on a low carb lifestyle" I apparently pissed off many what I say that.
  • muggzie399
    muggzie399 Posts: 116 Member
    Wrong page
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    That's sexism.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    "This country isn't as great as everyone thinks it is."

    It is if you are ethnic decent. Where else can you go to get help with living expenses, free food and an income you don't work for?

    :laugh:
    what does ethnicity have to do with anything?
  • muggzie399
    muggzie399 Posts: 116 Member
    Xed out
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    In my neighborhood, we cut white people for talking that way.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Dogs are overrated.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    It's not my fault I'm fat. I have a condition.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    my dog is smarter than your kid :tongue:
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil!
  • mkdm291
    mkdm291 Posts: 139 Member
    Obamacare is the single greatest piece of legislation to come out of Washington in history. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Thigh gaps are the only true measure of successful weight loss.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    Cat gifs are for morons
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    I can eat all the poptarts, donuts and icecream I want & not gain a pound...it's called moderation people :bigsmile:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Let's talk about what people think about food addiction.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    "I can eat anything and never gain weight" :mad:
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    I can eat all the poptarts, donuts and icecream I want & not gain a pound...it's called moderation people :bigsmile:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    "It Isn't you, it's me!"
  • fryebootgirl
    fryebootgirl Posts: 48 Member
    I'm here to loose weight.


    This! The spelling thing drives me bonkers. :)
  • ChelseaWelseyKins
    ChelseaWelseyKins Posts: 272 Member
    "1200 calories is too much for me."
  • Nikkisfitblog
    Nikkisfitblog Posts: 149 Member
    The isagenix 30 day cleanse really worked for me....
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Peanut butter is not a good source of protein.
  • JoJoVan96
    JoJoVan96 Posts: 26 Member
    Jar Jar Binks was the coolest character EVER.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    As much as you wish it was true... no they are not jealous of you.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Tattoos are for trailer trash.
  • PD43
    PD43 Posts: 1
    Well lets see....
    1.There is a God. If you do not believe this as a fact you are going to die and go straight to hell.
    This usually gets people heated enough for a full on ATTACK!!! LOL!
  • CuteAndCurvy83
    CuteAndCurvy83 Posts: 570 Member
    What's something you could say to piss off a lot of people at one time?

    ie: "Star Wars and Star Trek are basically the same thing."

    I'm a Beach Body Coach seems to get a quick and angry reaction in these parts.haha

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