Elephants vs Giraffes

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  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    I have a natural affinity for the elephant as I have a big bum and a big nose. Mind you I also have an abnormally long neck and spots .......

    You could be one of the heffalumps Winnie the Pooh hallucinates after Tigger fills his head with wild ideas (and apparently slips him some acid)
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    I have a natural affinity for the elephant as I have a big bum and a big nose. Mind you I also have an abnormally long neck and spots .......

    You could be one of the heffalumps Winnie the Pooh hallucinates after Tigger fills his head with wild ideas (and apparently slips him some acid)

    I always thought that honey was a euphemism for something else as Pooh acted like it was crack

    Maybe AA Milne was ahead of his time in believing that sucrose was addictive
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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  • NikiaSue
    NikiaSue Posts: 259 Member
    Elephants. They're more intelligent, and I can't stand those creepy long slippery purple giraffe tongues. *shudder*

    I mean who starts a fight with their neck??


    ummm...the one with skill?

    Of all the parts of me that I could use in a fight- I wouldn't go with neck as my first choice.



    good thing you're not a giraffe then, huh?
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    Giraffes!:drinker:
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
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  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Elephants. They're more intelligent, and I can't stand those creepy long slippery purple giraffe tongues. *shudder*

    I mean who starts a fight with their neck??


    ummm...the one with skill?

    Of all the parts of me that I could use in a fight- I wouldn't go with neck as my first choice.



    good thing you're not a giraffe then, huh?

    I'll say!
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    I have a natural affinity for the elephant as I have a big bum and a big nose. Mind you I also have an abnormally long neck and spots .......

    You could be one of the heffalumps Winnie the Pooh hallucinates after Tigger fills his head with wild ideas (and apparently slips him some acid)

    I always thought that honey was a euphemism for something else as Pooh acted like it was crack

    Maybe AA Milne was ahead of his time in believing that sucrose was addictive

    Nooooo, teh sugarz!

    Oh, bother.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    I have a natural affinity for the elephant as I have a big bum and a big nose. Mind you I also have an abnormally long neck and spots .......

    You could be one of the heffalumps Winnie the Pooh hallucinates after Tigger fills his head with wild ideas (and apparently slips him some acid)

    I always thought that honey was a euphemism for something else as Pooh acted like it was crack

    Maybe AA Milne was ahead of his time in believing that sucrose was addictive

    Nooooo, teh sugarz!

    Oh, bother.

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  • NikiaSue
    NikiaSue Posts: 259 Member
    Elephants. They're more intelligent, and I can't stand those creepy long slippery purple giraffe tongues. *shudder*

    I mean who starts a fight with their neck??


    ummm...the one with skill?

    Of all the parts of me that I could use in a fight- I wouldn't go with neck as my first choice.



    good thing you're not a giraffe then, huh?

    I'll say!


    I like you
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Giraffes. They hardly sleep and like snowflakes no two are the same.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    Chuck Norris
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Elephants. They're more intelligent, and I can't stand those creepy long slippery purple giraffe tongues. *shudder*

    I mean who starts a fight with their neck??

    They have no choice in certain situations!

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  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    elephant!
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    I have a natural affinity for the elephant as I have a big bum and a big nose. Mind you I also have an abnormally long neck and spots .......

    You could be one of the heffalumps Winnie the Pooh hallucinates after Tigger fills his head with wild ideas (and apparently slips him some acid)

    I always thought that honey was a euphemism for something else as Pooh acted like it was crack

    Maybe AA Milne was ahead of his time in believing that sucrose was addictive

    Nooooo, teh sugarz!

    Oh, bother.

    2w6xj0o.jpg

    That moment when you realize Pooh Bear is your spirit animal...
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    How did I miss this!!!!!!

    I vote elephants!
  • Keepcalmanddontblink
    Keepcalmanddontblink Posts: 718 Member
    My husband wants one of these:
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  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Elephants. They're more intelligent, and I can't stand those creepy long slippery purple giraffe tongues. *shudder*

    What? How could you not? They are the coolest! I fed a giraffe once. The way that tongue curls around whatever they're eating...and it's so *slimy*. It was awesome. I was grinning from ear to ear when I got to do that.

    So..Giraffes for the win!

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