What is the next fruit after apple and pear?

phyllb
phyllb Posts: 735 Member
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Started as a big round apple and now am morphing into a pear with rings falling off and boobs drastically shrinking but pants still snug:noway: What is the next fruit on my journey?

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  • BrownEyedSister
    BrownEyedSister Posts: 74 Member
    Haha! No idea what fruit I am. I want to be an hourglass shape with muscles!
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
    I am Not a Fruit! But....sweet :-)
  • Lilla35
    Lilla35 Posts: 99
    Who da *kitten* would ever compare a woman's body to a piece of fruit...honey, you're beautiful and that's that.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    I don't think it stays with fruit.

    Apple is round as you mentioned.
    Pear is small top and curvy bottom.
    Hourglass is small waist with curves up and bottom.

    Rectangle is straight from shoulder to hip with not much waist definition.

    How about we call you a peach??
  • amyk0202
    amyk0202 Posts: 666 Member
    The banana shape could be next--pretty straight up & down. I'm also not crazy about the fruit names, but I can see where it would be hard to pick non-offensive body shape names.
  • phyllb
    phyllb Posts: 735 Member
    Love the responses tx

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