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I'm happily married...

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edited March 2 in Chit-Chat
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  • Posts: 592 Member
    Ha. I love this.
  • Posts: 3,128 Member
    Wait, so when you held me close you didn't mean all the sweet things you said?
  • Posts: 139 Member
    :happy:
  • Posts: 1,282 Member
    Fine.
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  • Posts: 2,724 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.
  • Posts: 862 Member
    Wait, so when you held me close you didn't mean all the sweet things you said?

    They never do, sweetie. :frown:
  • Posts: 3,473 Member

    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.

    Idk what it is either but I saw it here a while ago and made it my avatar for something at work.
  • Posts: 815 Member

    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.
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  • Posts: 118 Member

    Idk what it is either but I saw it here a while ago and made it my avatar for something at work.

    I really, REALLY want to know what this is now. Commenting so I'll see it if someone knows and posts it!
  • Posts: 124 Member
    Jeez I know. I was just kidding.
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    It's a Fizzgig, with an 'F', not a 'J'. One is a friendly monster, the other is a one-shot assignment for a porn star.

    http://darkcrystal.wikia.com/wiki/Fizzgig
  • Posts: 717 Member

    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.

    it's a fizzgig. from the dark crystal. and I want one. :happy:
  • Posts: 118 Member
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    It's a Fizzgig, with an 'F', not a 'J'. One is a friendly monster, the other is a one-shot assignment for a porn star.

    http://darkcrystal.wikia.com/wiki/Fizzgig

    Awesome, thanks! :)
  • Posts: 1,456 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.
  • Posts: 3,128 Member
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  • Posts: 3,128 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.

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  • Posts: 815 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.
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    Meow.
  • Too bad your wife isn't.

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  • Posts: 884 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?
  • Posts: 8,646 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?

    because it should be...I'm married, go away, we're done here. I'm also male, that makes it far less interesting than a frolicking female...
  • Posts: 848 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.
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  • Posts: 1,282 Member

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  • Posts: 1,358 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?

    Not as many want to admit their married or happily. Get's in the way of the games and noodz
  • Posts: 914 Member
    A+
  • Posts: 2,129 Member
    I am married. 26.5 years, but who-s counting. My FL contains some men, but mostly women as the majority of people on MFP are women. My women friends are married or single, young or mature, but they all have a sense of humor, appreciate conversation/chat, and if wanting to impress them is another motivation for me to get my health act together, what's the harm? No noodz. No Greco-Roman Olympic Cyber-humping. Just building a close network of support and entertaining conversations.

    So what if my wife and I have not had sex in 3 years? That has nothing to do with it!
  • Posts: 884 Member
    Then I guess you can add me to the boring list of happily married people.
  • Posts: 15,149 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?

    cuz they only made it so the person over there in singles whining would chill out. STILL single!
  • Posts: 7,166 Member
    I am also happily married.

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  • Posts: 5,276 Member
    I'm happily not married. Nice to meet you.
  • Posts: 3,134 Member
    me too...
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