Beard update

- purchase beard trimmer CHECK
- Read about and understand beard trimming techniques CHECK
- Shave goatee to match rest of stubble CHECK
- Tremble at the sight of a chin you haven't seen in 5 years CHECK
- Cry at the amount of gray growing on the rest of your face CHECK
- Dream of how friggin awesome it will be to have a man beard CHECK
- Grow a man beard...