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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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they forgot their eyelash curlers0
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and had an appointment Wednesday0
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for papsmears and sperm counts0
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the doctor was extremely confused0
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because in the specimen container0
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was jizm and candy corns0
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and smelled of old pickles0
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and shredded cheese that had0
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congealed in the trash. Much0
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care was taken by Doctor0
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Long Vu to make sure0
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treated them for poison ivy0
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in between there cheeks. He0
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applied some ointment with his0
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sister watching in the background0
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scratching her rash. If only0
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Long Vu would stop poking0
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That badger with the wrench0
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where the sun don't shine0
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On the same dog's butt0
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that a pelican pooped on0
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during that very same day.0
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Soon a pack of mules0
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passed by the open window0
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Leading the way was actor0
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Tom Cruise with his little0
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apple box to stand on0
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he just realized he was0
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still wearing high heels from0
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that night he had with0
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