Funny expressions...
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Oh, and when it's raining hard, "like a cow pissing on a flat rock".0
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Slicker than snot
Bless her heart
Ugly as homemade soap
Colder than a witches whatnot
Meaner than a snake
As charming as a rock0 -
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"sweet *kitten* in a bucket"
"well *kitten* me running"
"*kitten* the bed"0 -
oh fu*k all.
FFS
FTS
OMG I"M GOING TO PUNCH A BABY.
Fu*k your face.
and
"manhole"
working in construction- I never could get past saying mannnnnnnnnnn hole.
it was just to effing funny.0 -
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Sharp as a beach ball
Smart as a bag of hammers0 -
More nervous than a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger
best thing since sliced bread
slicker than snot
if ignorance is bliss, I'm ecstatic
steeper than a mule's nose
and my favorite: Don't make me open up a can of Whoop-*kitten*!0 -
With teeth like that he can eat an apple thru a fence.
She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.0 -
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more popular than a vibrator in a convent
personality of a small soapdish
its like trying to herd cats
more chins than a chinese phonebook0 -
Colder than a witch's t!t0
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One thing my old dad has always said, "I'm so hungry I could eat the rear end off a dinosaur!"
Haha, and I recently read, "So horny I'd hump the barber's floor if there was enough hair on it."0 -
"A face like a bulldog eating nettles."0
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"*bleeping* her was like opening the window and shagging the night."
(I swear I've never heard that personally. Nor have I heard...)
"Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"0 -
^there's a lot of this when you post a thread.0 -
Haha these are good, here are some of my personal favourites:
Wetter than an otters pocket
Rough as a badgers *kitten*
tighter than a nuns ****0
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