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Cleverest Business Names...

janegalt37
janegalt37 Posts: 270 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
A book store called "Buy The Book".

A salon called "Curl Up And Dye".

A frozen yogurt shop called "Scoop du Jour".

I know there are several more amazing ones that I have seen/heard over the years, but I can't think of them right now.

Come on, MFPeeps (probably of the nerdy type, like me), entertain us!
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  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    Czech Inn - hotel in West, TX which has a huge Czech population.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    We have a fish and chip shop in Australia called A Salt and Battery.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Chinese restaurant called Wok This Way
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    Cluck-U Chicken
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    Zoupers - their specialty is zesty soups
    FroYo - frozen yogurt
    Sweets - a local candy store
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    A pho shop in LA called 9-0-2-1-pho (I know it's not strictly pronounced the right way but I like it anyway)
  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
    "Royal Flush" - a local plumbing business. Their trucks are imprinted with a picture of playing cards of a royal flush hand of poker cards.

    Their motto - "A royal flush beats a full house every time."

    I thought that was pretty clever.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    We had an antique/thrift store here for a little while called Touch My Junk.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    VooDoo Donuts slogans are - 'The magic is in the hole'
    'Good things come in pink boxes'
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Chinese takeout in Vegas called Wok On In
  • smarieallen85
    smarieallen85 Posts: 535 Member
    We had an antique/thrift store here for a little while called Touch My Junk.

    lol no you did not
  • Miss_1999
    Miss_1999 Posts: 747 Member
    Epic Win.

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  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    There's a car wash/valeting services near me called "The best hand job in town".
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Best business name ever - "Adams Steel Erection"

    Over ten years later and it still cracks me up.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Mudjacker name: Jacking it up and off
  • Ump78
    Ump78 Posts: 342 Member
    The Lice Place (actual business)


    *shivers*
  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
    there is a place where I live that you can rent dumpsters or have people haul trash away from you and it's called
    " a quick dump" lol >.<
  • slw5X5
    slw5X5 Posts: 282 Member
    A gas station/restaurant called Eat Here and Get Gas
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    There's a fish and chip place in Ryde called The Codfather, and their slogan is 'We''ll batter anything'.

    There's also a rental place called Lower Hire.
  • Graymanstole
    Graymanstole Posts: 257 Member
    Pho King Gormet
  • lazydanthaman
    lazydanthaman Posts: 182 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfJ9nRQBzYpLSniJy7M6yd6OorVTvVkkhfpqijWpvzom3-C1cP
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    Pink Cheeks -a waxing salon
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    Spice invaders - curry house

    snack in your face - burger van
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    There is a Chinese Restaurant over looking the lake called Wok on Water

    A Pie store called the Sweet Dairy-Air

    YahPoo Plumbing

    Planet of the Grapes Wine & Spirits

    Pita Pan

    Fi - Dough Dog Bakery
  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,067 Member
    not a business name but when i went to university there was an add for a female lawyer on the back of bus that said "ever try arguing with a woman?". always chuckled when it passed by
  • AthleticForties
    AthleticForties Posts: 150 Member
    Liquor store in Salem, MA : Bunghole Liquors
    "We're not #1 butt we're right up there!"

    http://www.bungholeliquors.com/about-magento-demo-store/
  • __Bad_Leroy
    __Bad_Leroy Posts: 242
    A bar called The Office. "Sorry honey, I'm going to be late tonight. I'm stuck in the office."
  • eminemsbrotherskittles
    eminemsbrotherskittles Posts: 29 Member
    Tackle Shop named "The Happy Hooker"
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    "Royal Flush" - a local plumbing business. Their trucks are imprinted with a picture of playing cards of a royal flush hand of poker cards.

    Their motto - "A royal flush beats a full house every time."

    I thought that was pretty clever.

    I've seen this one!
  • aethre
    aethre Posts: 150 Member
    My local Chinese takeaway is called Hong Kong Foodie.

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    There's a Jamaican restaurant nearby called Kool Runnings (most northerly Jamaican restaurant in the UK)

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    And this is awful, but I will always giggle when I get in a Schindler's Lift.

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