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  • mrsjenfrank
    mrsjenfrank Posts: 1,016 Member
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    When I was on vacation in Vegas, we drove to Lake Havasu City, Arizona. There was a gas station/gift shop in Arizona called Uranus Gas. lol
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    Skinny D i c k's Halfway Inn

    http://www.skinnyd i cksak.com/

    You'll have to take the spaces out to make the link work. Otherwise the censor filter obscures the name. The founder of the inn was named Richard. The "halfway" comes from the inn's location half-way between Fairbanks and Nennana (a tourist destination town for alaskans, not sure what the attraction is, possibly world-class fishing).
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
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    I've seen this!
  • cranshinibon
    cranshinibon Posts: 129 Member
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    it's real and I have passed it. lol
    foo_kin_chinese.jpg
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
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    Wok and Roll... Asians have some cever names.
  • avibachar
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    An art and framing store in Miami called I`ve Been Framed
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    A friend of ours once had a business named "Well Hung Gutters" slogan was "we leave em satisfied".
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
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    near dover....

    restaurant... "someplace else"
  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
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    I worked at a tattoo shop called "Pain 4 Sale" :-)
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    I've seen this!

    I have seen this also......

    I had a start-up web design company called e-Xposure.com. I kept wondering why I had all these porn sites wanting to be hosted, when our niche business was geared toward small mom and pop stores.

    And then I realized ................
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Fingers Massage Parlor?

    We have an Ouch Piercings and Tattoos here.
  • Texusmc
    Texusmc Posts: 129 Member
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    Local donut shop here is "The Hole Thing"

    specialty donuts like Maple Bacon Bar. yummmy!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Czech Inn - hotel in West, TX which has a huge Czech population.

    I'm not entirely certain that one was intentional.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    We have a Thai restaurant nearby named "Phuket". :P
  • OKfarmgal
    OKfarmgal Posts: 160 Member
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    Yardvark - a landscape company in Tulsa
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    And we ALSO have a Chinese place called "Wok 'N' Roll"
  • SummerOBX10
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    A local septic service name Dr. Pumper (trucks look like a Dr. Pepper can).
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    Darryl's Homemade Ice Cream - "Ya gotta lick it to like it"
  • brynnsmom
    brynnsmom Posts: 945 Member
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    Tackle Shop named "The Happy Hooker"

    Even better, there's one called "Master Baiter."