Cleverest Business Names...

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Pita Pan -- Middle Eastern Cuisine

    Thai Tanic -- Thai Restaurant
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    We're opening a sign shop and calling it SignWave with a sine wave as part of the logo. The tagline is "Amplify Your Presence."
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    Vietnamese restaurant in Bellevue called `What the Pho`
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Excell Erection - Gloucester, VA
  • alecdlewis1
    alecdlewis1 Posts: 46 Member
    A friend of mine and I have a small side business and we do wedding cakes, and event cakes and cupcakes. We even have our own line of Cocktail Cupcakes

    Our name: Gin and Cupcakes
  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
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  • ADRsmama
    ADRsmama Posts: 45 Member
    There is a tire store near me that's called Big ****s..
    I mean his name is **** but i'm like 8 years old.
  • rdmitche1
    rdmitche1 Posts: 400 Member
    Taco the Town - Mexican Food
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    There is an Asian food truck in my city called "Pimp My Rice"
  • mrsjenfrank
    mrsjenfrank Posts: 1,015 Member
    When I was on vacation in Vegas, we drove to Lake Havasu City, Arizona. There was a gas station/gift shop in Arizona called Uranus Gas. lol
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    Skinny D i c k's Halfway Inn

    http://www.skinnyd i cksak.com/

    You'll have to take the spaces out to make the link work. Otherwise the censor filter obscures the name. The founder of the inn was named Richard. The "halfway" comes from the inn's location half-way between Fairbanks and Nennana (a tourist destination town for alaskans, not sure what the attraction is, possibly world-class fishing).
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  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
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    I've seen this!
  • cranshinibon
    cranshinibon Posts: 129 Member
    it's real and I have passed it. lol
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  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Wok and Roll... Asians have some cever names.
  • An art and framing store in Miami called I`ve Been Framed
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    A friend of ours once had a business named "Well Hung Gutters" slogan was "we leave em satisfied".
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    near dover....

    restaurant... "someplace else"
  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
    I worked at a tattoo shop called "Pain 4 Sale" :-)
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    I've seen this!

    I have seen this also......

    I had a start-up web design company called e-Xposure.com. I kept wondering why I had all these porn sites wanting to be hosted, when our niche business was geared toward small mom and pop stores.

    And then I realized ................
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Fingers Massage Parlor?

    We have an Ouch Piercings and Tattoos here.
  • Texusmc
    Texusmc Posts: 129 Member
    Local donut shop here is "The Hole Thing"

    specialty donuts like Maple Bacon Bar. yummmy!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Czech Inn - hotel in West, TX which has a huge Czech population.

    I'm not entirely certain that one was intentional.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    We have a Thai restaurant nearby named "Phuket". :P
  • OKfarmgal
    OKfarmgal Posts: 160 Member
    Yardvark - a landscape company in Tulsa
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    And we ALSO have a Chinese place called "Wok 'N' Roll"
  • A local septic service name Dr. Pumper (trucks look like a Dr. Pepper can).
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Darryl's Homemade Ice Cream - "Ya gotta lick it to like it"
  • brynnsmom
    brynnsmom Posts: 945 Member
    Tackle Shop named "The Happy Hooker"

    Even better, there's one called "Master Baiter."
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