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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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year when I had the0
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bout of scurvy. I needed0
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some antibiotics and some whiskey0
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and some vitamin C but0
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it was sold out at0
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CVS so I tried the0
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local pawn shop, when suddenly0
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the ghost of Bruce Lee0
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kicked everyone's *kitten* and left.0
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From beyond the horizon, a0
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school of dolphins played. I0
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Lit a joint and then0
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started humming their intoxicating tune0
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and dancing in a bizarre0
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way that nearly frightened me.0
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Therefore, I then decided to0
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punch my manager very hard0
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With my pogo stick's handle0
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using the pointy end to0
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shove up the *kitten* of a0
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*uckin *ickhead of a boss0
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To prove how awesome I0
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totally am .........*uckin a right !!!0
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But the boss just got0
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strong armed by yours truly0
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when the time was right.0
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Which was 1:17PM in Cleveland0
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That's when Allan started singing.0
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So I took my fist0
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And put it thru the0
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