Dear sandwich thief...
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"Buy me a pizza."
"No."
That cracked me up. :laugh:0 -
I don't know, people at my work have taken up the strange habit of naming food...yesterday I ate a sandwich called Steve and a yogurt called Linda.
People are strange.
^^ funny :-D0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.0
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That was too funny!0
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It was a good sammich though!0
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I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
Why do I not find this statement hard to believe at all?0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
Why do I not find this statement hard to believe at all?
What? You wanna see?0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
even Wasabi?0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
even Wasabi?
I'm commited.0 -
I cracked up laughing.
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TL;DR... Never thought I'd say this for images.0
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I saw this on facebook the other day- so hysterical.
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As a person who lost his post workout meal 3 times in a row I can relate to this
Put some cockroaches in the sandwich then wrap it, and give yourself an evil grin while youre at it. Permenant solution
Where I come from, we share food and consider it a blessing. Here we literally try and find people who will eat with us and we even eat in the same plate. Its an honor to share your food. Putting cockroaches or something will make it edible for you and them.
The civil thing to do is obviously bring 2 sandwiches. You never know who/how you help out this way.
It is fine to share food, but surely you can see the difference between voluntarily sharing something that you brought for the purposes of sharing and someone just stealing your food. I am not able to leave work to get more food and the food I could buy here doesn't fit with my eating preferences, so someone stealing it would not be a funny prank.0 -
bumping so I can actually see the images after I get home. (some get blocked at work...not sure how they pick and choose what gets blocked and what doesn't...but I saw all of the "Friends" posts just fine!)0
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This was AWESOME!!! :drinker:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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I cracked up laughing.
Haha you and I think the same way. The whole time I was reading this post, I was thinking of Ross.
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Haha you and I think the same way. The whole time I was reading this post, I was thinking of Ross.
Me too!
And a little of this...
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That's why I have my own fridge, microwave and coffee maker in my office. I don't share.0
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Aaaaahhhh great post. Commenting in order to bookmark. :laugh:0
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