Favorite funny line from a movie.
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"Great *kitten*."
"Yeah he must work out"
After passing a couple walking down the street in "DUMB N DUMBER"
"Yeah he must work out"
After passing a couple walking down the street in "DUMB N DUMBER"
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"Great *kitten*."
"Yeah he must work out"
After passing a couple walking down the street in "DUMB N DUMBER"0 -
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Animal House0 -
Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.
The only clean quote I could find from the funniest movie ever. :bigsmile: :ohwell:0 -
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" - Gone with the Wind0
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Oh Baxter you're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair...
Ron Burgandy The Anchorman talking to his dog Baxter....0 -
"now i've seen everything"
"have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"no"
"then you haven't seen everything, and you never will"
I also love Team America World Police!!!0 -
"now i've seen everything"
"have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"no"
"then you haven't seen everything, and you never will"
I also love Team America World Police!!!
SIS-TAH!!! 0 -
Ok, it's hard but I picked my ultimate favorite quote--long one--from Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail"
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treatin' me like an inferior.
Arthur: Well, I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, then? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
Dennis: We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week--
Arthur: Yes.
Dennis: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting--
Arthur: Yes, I see.
Dennis: By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs--
Arthur: [getting bored] Be quiet.
Dennis: But by a two thirds majority, in the case of more major--
Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Dennis' Mother: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Arthur: I am your king!
Dennis' Mother: Well I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings!
Dennis' Mother: How'd you become king, then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, [Angel chorus begins singing in background] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [Angel chorus ends] That is why I am your king!
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!0 -
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
"Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side. "
Shawshank Redemption.0 -
ahhhh too many.... I could be here all day....
"Prepare thy holy hand grenade!" Monty Python's Holy Grail. Actually that whole scene is hilarious.
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" Zoolander. I yell this at work a lot. :huh:0 -
ANYTHING from Superbad. It's so crude and immature, but I love it :laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" Zoolander. I yell this at work a lot. :huh:0 -
From Clue: The Movie (My favorite of all time!!)
Mrs. White: [Smashes glass on fireplace] PLEASE! Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here!
[Drops thre rest of the glass with a crash]
Miss Scarlet: Yeah!
Professor Plum: How can we throw him outside in this weather?
Miss Scarlet: If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious!
Professor Plum: If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious!
Colonel Mustard: If I were him, I'd be suspicious already!
Mrs. Peacock: OH WHO CARES! That guy doesn't matter! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour. The police will be here by then... and there are Two Dead Bodies IN THE STUDY!
All: SHHHHHHHHHHH!0 -
lines from the movie i love above all other movies... The Big Lebowski
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! ^%#@ me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.
The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?
The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.
The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
The Dude: On you maybe.0 -
Oh please baby Jesus, save my friend from the invisible fire!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talladega Nights
{giggle...that one always makes me laugh!}
and from zoolander...
Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?0 -
i'm limiting myself to one movie and one movie only - like someone else said i could be here all day... i'm just thankful its not tv quotes:noway:
Benny & Joon - Having a Boo Radley moment are we?
- I don't like raisins, they're just humiliated grapes
- dont underestimate the mentally ill, we know how to count
oh and anything from reservoir dogs:bigsmile: but thats a given0 -
"My name in Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w 0 -
And don't call me Shirley!0
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Oh there are so many buzz lines from Napoleon Dynamite! The buzz lines are what made that movie memorable!
"Gosh!"
"Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!"
"Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"
"Gimme your tots!"0 -
favorite line from Napoleon dynamite:Oh there are so many buzz lines from Napoleon Dynamite! The buzz lines are what made that movie memorable!
"Gosh!"
"Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!"
"Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"
"Gimme your tots!"
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.0 -
From Barefoot in the Park:
Cory: "You're a watcher, Paul, and I'm a doer. And watchers watch while the doers do. And that's what happened tonight. I did, and you watched!
Paul: Well, believe me, Cory, it was a lot harder for me to watch what you did, than for you to do what I watched!"
"You can't pick up a fork and dig into a black salad! You gotta play with it!"
"You wanna hear something scary? My teeth are soft!"
"Don't touch ME!"0 -
favorite line from Napoleon dynamite:Oh there are so many buzz lines from Napoleon Dynamite! The buzz lines are what made that movie memorable!
"Gosh!"
"Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!"
"Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"
"Gimme your tots!"
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
LOL I wanted to put that one in but I couldn't remember exactly how it went!
http://conversationswithmyself.com/content/nd_board0 -
All of these from my favorite movie (comedy) of all time... The Breakfast Club
Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
Claire: So, academic clubs arent the same as other kinds of clubs.
Bender: But the dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian: In physics, well, we talk about physics... properties of physics.
Bender: So its sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?
Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Vernon: You want me to yank you out of that seat and shake it out of you?
Bender: I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time, the worlds' an imperfect place.
Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, thats what it is...
Vernon: What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?
Bender: Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear.
Bender: Dork,
Brian: Yeah?
Bender: You are a parents wet dream, OK?
Brian: Well, thats the problem.
Bender: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of clothes. But face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?0 -
lines from the movie i love above all other movies... The Big Lebowski
I love that film!!
I forgot about one of my all time favourites....Uncle Buck!!
Buck: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.0 -
"now i've seen everything"
"have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"no"
"then you haven't seen everything, and you never will"
I also love Team America World Police!!!
great movie!0 -
Supertroopes:
I dont want a large farva i want a G** D**N Litre a cola!
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-I-CO
These shnozberries taste like shnozberries....
Oooh, bikers, I get it...
Afghanimation
If anyone says shenanigans one more time......
Hey Farva, whats that restaurant you like with the flair and plaid table cloths
OH, you mean shenanigans!
I believe that when my S**t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert!0 -
Club Dread
You've manacled me to my death bed, you piccadilly W*H*O*R*E0 -
And don't call me Shirley!
lmbo!!!! that is a classic!!!0 -
It's not really from a movie, but from the show Sex and the City.
"Some people do arts and crafts; we judge."0 -
Girl Next Door:
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your p3n1s inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that @$$
Eli: G*dd*mmit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f*** her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! F*** her for me! For me!
Kelly: Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.
Kelly: Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh?
Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE F*** UP! Next question.
Eli: Learn to like it0
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