Favorite funny line from a movie.
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From Barefoot in the Park:
Cory: "You're a watcher, Paul, and I'm a doer. And watchers watch while the doers do. And that's what happened tonight. I did, and you watched!
Paul: Well, believe me, Cory, it was a lot harder for me to watch what you did, than for you to do what I watched!"
"You can't pick up a fork and dig into a black salad! You gotta play with it!"
"You wanna hear something scary? My teeth are soft!"
"Don't touch ME!"0 -
Oh there are so many buzz lines from Napoleon Dynamite! The buzz lines are what made that movie memorable!
"Gosh!"
"Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!"
"Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"
"Gimme your tots!"
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
LOL I wanted to put that one in but I couldn't remember exactly how it went!
http://conversationswithmyself.com/content/nd_board0 -
All of these from my favorite movie (comedy) of all time... The Breakfast Club
Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
Claire: So, academic clubs arent the same as other kinds of clubs.
Bender: But the dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian: In physics, well, we talk about physics... properties of physics.
Bender: So its sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?
Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Vernon: You want me to yank you out of that seat and shake it out of you?
Bender: I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time, the worlds' an imperfect place.
Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, thats what it is...
Vernon: What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?
Bender: Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear.
Bender: Dork,
Brian: Yeah?
Bender: You are a parents wet dream, OK?
Brian: Well, thats the problem.
Bender: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of clothes. But face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?0 -
lines from the movie i love above all other movies... The Big Lebowski
I love that film!!
I forgot about one of my all time favourites....Uncle Buck!!
Buck: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.0 -
"now i've seen everything"
"have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"no"
"then you haven't seen everything, and you never will"
I also love Team America World Police!!!
great movie!0 -
Supertroopes:
I dont want a large farva i want a G** D**N Litre a cola!
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-I-CO
These shnozberries taste like shnozberries....
Oooh, bikers, I get it...
Afghanimation
If anyone says shenanigans one more time......
Hey Farva, whats that restaurant you like with the flair and plaid table cloths
OH, you mean shenanigans!
I believe that when my S**t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert!0 -
Club Dread
You've manacled me to my death bed, you piccadilly W*H*O*R*E0 -
And don't call me Shirley!
lmbo!!!! that is a classic!!!0 -
It's not really from a movie, but from the show Sex and the City.
"Some people do arts and crafts; we judge."0 -
Girl Next Door:
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your p3n1s inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that @$$
Eli: G*dd*mmit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f*** her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! F*** her for me! For me!
Kelly: Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.
Kelly: Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh?
Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE F*** UP! Next question.
Eli: Learn to like it0 -
"My name in Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w
I love Princess Bride! Anybody want a peanut?0 -
Caddy Shack
"Let's go...while we're young."
"Hey, somebody step on a duck?"
"Hey, that's some hat. Did you get a free bowl of soup with it? Oh, on you it looks good, though
Back To School
"Thornton dont you love her dress its a lovely shade of green?"
"Yeah if it had pockets you'd look like a pool table"
Easy Money
"Hey, while I'm up here, check my oil."
"You were the inspiration for twin beds."
"The pot should be good. I got it from a cop."
Rodney Dangerfield has the best funny lines from movies ever....0 -
"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb." -- Spaceballs
"Do or do not; there is no try." - Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
"Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting." -- Star Trek
"I'm not obsessive. I'm just curious." -- American Beauty
"Every man dies but not every man really lives." -- Braveheart
"Childhood's over the moment you know you're going to die." -- The Crow
"A loser?! Who you calling a loser? What if I rip one of your antennas off and throw it across the yard, who's the loser then?" -- Mulan
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world." -- The Dead Poet's Society
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -- Ferris Bueler’s Day Off
"I guess sometime there just aren't enough rocks." -- Forrest Gump
"What we do in this life echoes in eternity." -- Gladiator0 -
i must say, finding one favorite funny line from a movie is just way to difficult.
I love just about everything from Dumb and Dumber(Mock, ing, bird, ing, yeah, yeah...)
Dumb and Dumberer (Lloyd says to Harry-Oh yea Harry, he can and now...its on like donkey kong. Lloyd says to Harry-Out with the old, in with the new. Turk says to Harry-Did Jessica give you that banana in pants? Harry replies-No, my mom did. ). :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
anything with Jim Carey, Napoleon, Jay and Silent Bob.0
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