If you crack open an egg ....

and there's some icky brown thing in there, do you ...

1) scoop out the thing and use the egg

2) throw out in the egg

3) ignore it

4) fry it up and serve it to your ex

5) get naked.

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  • Honestly, I don't even know how to respond to that .... you should probably delete it :drinker:
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  • bugaboo_sue
    bugaboo_sue Posts: 552 Member
    I'd say number 5 first and then number 1
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    i say 1 then 5 .. ive tried to cook bacon naked and that fat pops hot grease on you .. ouch
  • prettigirl01
    prettigirl01 Posts: 548 Member
    I would throw it out.....ewwww the color brown is such a turnoff anyway
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Why on earth would I be cracking eggs? My husband cooks the eggs around here.

    I don't even know how.

    pffft. amateurs.

    :wink:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I would throw it out.....ewwww the color brown is such a turnoff anyway

    lolololol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Probably no. 2...then I'd probably be sick YUCK:sick:
  • TexasOFT76
    TexasOFT76 Posts: 475 Member
    I'd say number 5 first and then number 1

    This for sure....why not
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    i say 1 then 5 .. ive tried to cook bacon naked and that fat pops hot grease on you .. ouch

    it's like hot wax- but taster.

    where's your kinky side.

    I say 5 first- and then cook the egg.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Why on earth would I be cracking eggs? My husband cooks the eggs around here.

    I don't even know how.

    pffft. amateurs.

    :wink:
    I would throw it out.....ewwww the color brown is such a turnoff anyway

    lolololol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    IKR? That was my reaction too!
  • jh48200
    jh48200 Posts: 14 Member
    # 2 AND THEN # 5 :)
  • Cheekies_
    Cheekies_ Posts: 319 Member
    i say 1 then 5 .. ive tried to cook bacon naked and that fat pops hot grease on you .. ouch

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Oh, the mental image....
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Eeeeeewwwwww!!

    # 2

    Then get naked, do a rain dance.

    Try again, and hopefully that works
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I'd throw it and the entire carton out.

    Then get naked and dance so I could rid my mind of the image
  • cranshinibon
    cranshinibon Posts: 129 Member
    what if i was already naked when I cracked open the egg?
  • hahahaha I forgot about this thread.
  • bluuu123
    bluuu123 Posts: 83
    what if i was already naked when I cracked open the egg?

    dammit, beat me to it