What I saw on my morning commute

MassiveDelta
MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
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A soccer mom driving a minivan with rear window "SALT LIFE" decal....From IOWA!

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  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    h0972A03E
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Salt Life in Iowa? Didn't realize Saylorville Lake qualified people to be living the Salt Life here. LOL
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Salt Life in Iowa? Didn't realize Saylorville Lake qualified people to be living the Salt Life here. LOL

    Maybe the eat alot of "fresh" seafood from Whole Foods
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    Don't hate. I have a sticker on my minivan that says "Kenne bell supercharged". Lol. It came with. My husbands supercharger, so I stole it.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    who's hating..I love the salt life. I just found it funny. Why do people think humor is hate. Robin Williams was a horrible human being for all the humor he doled out.
  • bugaboo_sue
    bugaboo_sue Posts: 552 Member
    Maybe she lived near the ocean before moving there.
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    I was being sarcastic.
    who's hating..I love the salt life. I just found it funny. Why do people think humor is hate. Robin Williams was a horrible human being for all the humor he doled out.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I didn't choose the Salt Life. The Salt Life chose me.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Salt Life in Iowa? Didn't realize Saylorville Lake qualified people to be living the Salt Life here. LOL

    Maybe the eat alot of "fresh" seafood from Whole Foods

    Let's point this out...IT"S A MINIVAN!
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    I have no idea what you guys are talking about...
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Salt Life in Iowa? Didn't realize Saylorville Lake qualified people to be living the Salt Life here. LOL

    Maybe the eat alot of "fresh" seafood from Whole Foods

    Let's point this out...IT"S A MINIVAN!
    So?
    You can't load SCUBA tanks in a minivan?
    You can't haul kayaks in a minivan?
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    <<< drives a 1994 Jeep Cherokee Sport with a decal that says:

    'it's a hybrid, it burns oil and gas'

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    I have no idea what you guys are talking about...

    this may help....

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  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    I have no idea what you guys are talking about...

    this may help....

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    aha.. yes.. Landlocked Illinois here...
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Born and raised in AZ

    what are we talking about here?

    lmao
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Salt Life in Iowa? Didn't realize Saylorville Lake qualified people to be living the Salt Life here. LOL

    Maybe the eat alot of "fresh" seafood from Whole Foods

    Let's point this out...IT"S A MINIVAN!
    So?
    You can't load SCUBA tanks in a minivan?
    You can't haul kayaks in a minivan?

    Let me point this out. IT'S IOWA
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    We all know that people in Iowa aren't allowed to visit the coasts
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    no, they can to be say it's a salt life, we have no oceans by us. that's like saying ride hard and not owning a motorcycle
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
    Is there an acceptance committee for this Salt Life club?
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    no, they can to be say it's a salt life, we have no oceans by us. that's like saying ride hard and not owning a motorcycle

    "ride hard and not owning a motorcycle" which people do all time.

    So annoying. Just buy a bike if you think their culture is so cool!
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    no, they can to be say it's a salt life, we have no oceans by us. that's like saying ride hard and not owning a motorcycle

    "ride hard and not owning a motorcycle" which people do all time.

    So annoying. Just buy a bike if you think their culture is so cool!

    Agreed. And not a crotch rocket.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Is there an acceptance committee for this Salt Life club?

    Yes...but you have to come here to Jacksonville....the birthplace of Salt Life. We take you to the Salt Life Food Shack and make you eat a tuna poke bowl while we conduct an interview to see if you are truly Salt Life material. If you pass, you can put a sticker on the back of your vehicle no matter where you live.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    We all know that people in Iowa aren't allowed to visit the coasts

    Thats a Salt Vacation not a Salt Life.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Is there an acceptance committee for this Salt Life club?

    Yes...but you have to come here to Jacksonville....the birthplace of Salt Life. We take you to the Salt Life Food Shack and make you eat a tuna poke bowl while we conduct an interview to see if you are truly Salt Life material. If you pass, you can put a sticker on the back of your vehicle no matter where you live.

    Thank God!!! So she did get interviewed .... Mea Culpa My bad!
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Does this mean I have to put a sticker on my car's rear bumper "Pop Tart life"?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    do they make one of those?????
  • disasterman
    disasterman Posts: 746 Member
    Does this mean I have to put a sticker on my car's rear bumper "Pop Tart life"?

    Apparently, the answer depends on what kind of car you have and/or where you live depending on who you ask. Other factors may include whether or not you still eat Pop Tarts and your age. I think there is a Committee with strict standards and they will not take into account your senses of irony and humor (if any), nor will they consider whether you may have legitimately lived the Pop Tart life in the past - you know, before the kids and the minivan-and Iowa.
  • paulawatkins1974
    paulawatkins1974 Posts: 720 Member
    no, they can to be say it's a salt life, we have no oceans by us. that's like saying ride hard and not owning a motorcycle
    hmmm This reminds me of all the people I know who dress like bikers but don't own a motorcycle. It IS kinda funny now that I think about it!
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    Does this mean I have to put a sticker on my car's rear bumper "Pop Tart life"?

    Apparently, the answer depends on what kind of car you have and/or where you live depending on who you ask. Other factors may include whether or not you still eat Pop Tarts and your age. I think there is a Committee with strict standards and they will not take into account your senses of irony and humor (if any), nor will they consider whether you may have legitimately lived the Pop Tart life in the past - you know, before the kids and the minivan-and Iowa.

    maybe we just need a coalition against coalitions :wink:
    I might've dressed biker-y when I was a younger gal, but hey, it was the 80's after all and back then if you couldn't lift it, you couldn't ride it, & you'd end up in the b!tch seat. At < than 100#'s there's no freekin' way I was able to pick up a bike, (yes, I tried & we all had a good laugh) much less find someone who'd let you ride with them, other than behind 'em signaling :blushing:
  • runforestrun35
    runforestrun35 Posts: 480 Member
    I was singing in my car on my way to work..... Looked to my right as I was waiting at the light the lady next to me was digging for gold and eating it!!!!! Eeeew!

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