Stupid Food/Health jokes
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey0
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was in a greasy bucket.
Why did the lady miss the spaghetti train?
It went right pasta.0 -
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey0
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I dropped 280 calories today.
Luckily it was a wrapped Snickers so everything turned out fine.
Remember, "stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards.0 -
What's a Vegetable's favorite martial art?
Carrotee!0 -
What did the pebble say when they went on the scales?
Oh no I weigh a stone!
i came up with that when i was about 12. bare jokez m80 -
Lol, thanks for all the stupid jokes. I'd like to say I made mine up too but I don't really remember. I know I used to say it a different way and it didn't really make sense.0
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