Stop, Stop! You are doing this ALL wrong

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  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    What if I don't want to be the Duchess of York? I'd rather go dutch on a York Peppermint Patty.
    Or do the Earl Of Sandwich diet. Mmmmm, sandwiches.


    How about we go Dutch on a New York strip and a bottle of nice Cabernet?
  • wolf_tickets
    wolf_tickets Posts: 29 Member
    She left out pooping. Does she poop amongst the trees?

    Sounds like she has it scientifically removed by the "Joshutron."
  • Sarahliquid
    Sarahliquid Posts: 201 Member
    Dessert made from avocados mixed with cacao powder. :Q
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    What if I don't want to be the Duchess of York? I'd rather go dutch on a York Peppermint Patty.
    Or do the Earl Of Sandwich diet. Mmmmm, sandwiches.


    How about we go Dutch on a New York strip and a bottle of nice Cabernet?

    Left Bank ok? I'd like to cover as many countries as possible.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Dessert made from avocados mixed with cacao powder. :Q

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  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
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    All that's missing is that crazy link at the bottom for garciana cambodoa and raspbury keymatones

    and the black magic :laugh:
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    She left out pooping. Does she poop amongst the trees?

    Sounds like she has it scientifically removed by the "Joshutron."
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    ^^^ Joshutron
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    Obviously, I'm doing it wrong. Haven't lost a pound, and don't hike in mountains for 4 hours daily. Well, shoot

    It's because we don't have a chalet.

    Or a valet. To help us remember where we parked our car. But her valet hits deer, so maybe we're better off without a valet. I'll take a nice chalet, though.
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    Thanks OP - you did bring a smile to my face and I do know who the Duchess of York is but who's Josh?

    Joshutron. You know, from that movie Final Fantasy Busters 2: The Final Frontier
  • mzbek24
    mzbek24 Posts: 436 Member
    Haha! great post.
    I don't get how she still gets to be called Duchess of York. They got Divorced in 1996! :|
  • ukaryote
    ukaryote Posts: 874 Member
    If the Duke and Dutchess of York lived in 'merica:

    The Duke of York in Georgia-

    5.30am Rise. See to the livestock and whatever needs fixing
    7am Breakfast of whatever hain't green in the fridge. Settle for a pickled egg, which is supposed to be green anyhow. Coffee strong enough to bend spoons.
    8.30am Get the boys together and discuss the balky tractor/ATV/other motor vehicle, and the stresses of dog's that won't hunt. Feed the dogs. Stretching exercises cleaning the shotgun.
    9.30pm Talk to the dogs, decide which ones are up for today's chase. Load them into the crates and set out for the hills.
    10.30am Mid-morning pause for snack while the dogs are unloaded. Bad move. One dog grabs the snack. Break up the resulting scuffle.
    12-1 It's too damn hot to start now. Break out Mom's oatmeal bar from the glovebox and wash it down with an energy shot.
    2pm Been running rabbits for an hour. Missed them all. Go find the dog that got lost.
    3pm Still rounding up the lost dog. Found her. Load 'em up in the crates. Drive back.
    5pm Supper – Feed the dogs first. Check on the pregnant one. DW made squirrel stew, turnip greens from the garden, and crumble with fresh peaches off the tree. It don't get any better than this. Dessert is a Bud Lite.
    6pm Shoot the s**t with like minded folk. Swap stories about the last rabbit hunt. Best insult gets the last Bud.
    8pm Beer is all gone. Have a chew (trying to quit) and watch the stars come out.
    10:30pm See to the livestock one more time. Kiss the wife. Don' remember your head hitting the pillow.
  • Holla4mom
    Holla4mom Posts: 587 Member
    Love it! This thread made me smirk. And I just like using that word, so thanks.
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    What if I don't want to be the Duchess of York? I'd rather go dutch on a York Peppermint Patty.
    Or do the Earl Of Sandwich diet. Mmmmm, sandwiches.
    I tried the Holiday Sandwich diet. You only get to eat once a month.

    ;)
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  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    You lost me at:
    this weight loss thing is soooo easy.
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    I'm happy for Fergie, but honestly, how many times is she going to make a production out of gaining and losing weight?

    Just stop.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Haha! great post.
    I don't get how she still gets to be called Duchess of York. They got Divorced in 1996! :|

    Losing her title wasn't part of the divorce.
  • laropmet
    laropmet Posts: 52 Member
    Where's the food? The poor people on this plan must be starving. Low fat fish pate? A satsuma or a few grapes. Can't believe they have the energy for a 4 hour trek.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    I'm happy for Fergie, but honestly, how many times is she going to make a production out of gaining and losing weight?

    Just stop.
    LMBO...right?

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