Catfish Confessions

Go_Mizzou99 · July 2014

Golf lessons have really sped up my game.
Now I hit the ball so far into the woods I don't even bother to look for it.

RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle · August 2014

I only crochet.

^for shame!!!!

I've never seen a raspberry keytone.

beardedwarriortx · August 2014

I am bearded.... I am a warrior... I am in Texas.... Hmmmmmmmm... Ok... profile pic... I am gentleman and I will spank you... I got nothing.

alijoanxo · August 2014

I actually did not hang the moon

lookin4gains · August 2014

I always fish for catfish at night and the damn crayfish take the line and it looks like a bite. But it's just a crayfish. So there I am with half my bait gone fooled again.

Andy_83 · August 2014

Not everyone in England has met the queen even if we claim we have.

Forty6and2 · August 2014

I am neither forty-six, nor am I two.

Miss_1999 · September 2014

I might or might not know who took the LOLRUS' bukkit.

You'll never know.

I'll never tell.

Alright. I did it.

SheGlows · September 2014

I don't really glow in the dark.. :frown:

odwall · September 2014

I'm not actually odd... or a wall.

xMermaidx · September 2014

I'm a highly sensitive person.

Hammybone · September 2014

Sadly, I am not a Hammybone. :sad:

KameHameHaaaa · September 2014

I actually can't control my ki enough to create a kamehameha...........yet.

Joannah700 · September 2014

It is not true that Michael Jackson come over to my house to use the bathroom, I never saved old people from a nursing home fire, and I never ate my weight in Godfather's pizza.