I just can't lose weight!

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  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    Tapeworm brownies w/ raspberry ketone tea - brewed for 3 minutes exactly

    Stay away from Prancercise - you will get HUGE
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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    You forgot about herbalife, and not eating after 6

    That's bro-science!!
    IKR! everyone knows it's 8 pm.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    I alternate between paleo, prancercise, and shakeweight. If you plateau, go part-time vegan. :flowerforyou:

    You forgot the mini-trampoline

    DOH!

    She's right.

    Mini-tramps are the best.
    Lol mini tramps made me think of midget hookers

    *frowns* THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED "LITTLE HOOKERS!"
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  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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    bump

    Because I am all out of ideas:frown:
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    make sure you eat breakfast to "fire" your metabolism and have you tried garcinia cambogia?
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
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    http://www.universityherald.com/articles/11171/20140901/it-is-possible-to-train-your-brain-to-prefer-healthy-foods.htm

    so what does everyone think about the above study?

    an excerpt:

    "Both groups underwent magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) brain scans at the beginning and end of a six-month period. Among those who participated in the weight loss program, the brain scans revealed changes in areas of the brain reward center associated with learning and addiction. After six months, this area had increased sensitivity to healthy, lower-calorie foods, indicating an increased reward and enjoyment of healthier food cues. The area also showed decreased sensitivity to the unhealthy higher-calorie foods."
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    I heard ragequitting MFP helps.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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    I heard ragequitting MFP helps.
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  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
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    Cut back to 1200 calories and quit carbs

    Juicing worked for me... it will work for you
  • FindingAmy77
    FindingAmy77 Posts: 1,266 Member
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    bump :laugh:
    don't forget the wish it away diet.. I swear to god my neighbor said she saw on tv that you don't have to watch your portions or count calories or even work out as long as you use visualization and picture yourself smaller. I almost sucked in pool water from trying not to laugh in her face. Mind you we were both in the pool at the time and I was doing my laps while she was just floating around for her once a week "swim" . We have a pool here in our complex but nobody but me uses it... usually. :laugh: :drinker:
  • AlteredSkates
    AlteredSkates Posts: 123 Member
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    You're a very silly man :wink:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    I didn't see anything in your OP about enemas or colonics. I think we found your problem.

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