An Object to Describe yourself and WHY

Train4Foodz
Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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Ok so if you had to pick any object to describe who you are. What would It be and why?

(Yes I have a hidden agenda here... I have a job promotion assessment day on Monday and I have to do exactly this (only.. I have to take the object in) so... kinda drawing on ideas lol)

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    A habanero pepper. Harmless on the outside, but slice me open and hell is unleashed.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    A broken down roller coaster. Everyone's ridden me for a quick thrill, and now I just sit and remember my days of glory.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Door knob. Everybody has a turn. Oops that's Eric.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Pile of dung.
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  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,440 Member
    An old favorite pocket knife. When you take care of it, sharpen it, it's amazing, but even when it's not sharp, it'll just keep hacking away until it does the job.
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    A Coke bottle...It's curvy shape feels good in your hand and is full of sweet effervescence!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    An Abacus because you can count on me.
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    Rock. It's about being there for my children.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    A cat. mraow.

    we don't explain ourselves to mere humans.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Actually a plugged nickel is more appropriate
  • toniitonii
    toniitonii Posts: 3
    Mascara. It makes your eyes beautiful and I love beautiful things.
  • socalkay
    socalkay Posts: 746 Member
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout (you can sing along)
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    A beer can shaken up.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    A shoe...faithful to the end.

    Or...

    Skittles because I'm a little out there.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    hot sauce. lmao
    On the outside people think they can handle me, once you get a hold of me, they can't always take it.
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    Crazy glue. Mostly I just hang around your house, getting your kids high when you aren't paying attention
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    My Kindle.

    Able to intake lots of different information, constantly download more as my interests change and prattle back random factoids.
  • LegendaryOrange
    LegendaryOrange Posts: 2,864 Member
    One of those inflatable clowns that you punch but it pops right back up. You can't keep me down.

    ...and I'm a little scary.
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Microphone- no hidden meaning ... just my love for music and performing.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    An iPod.

    I'm well organised and when chosen correctly, make damn good music.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    A Pin Up poster because that's exactly my style!
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    A vacuum cleaner comes to mind. Very practical and doesn't cost a lot to operate. Everyone kind of likes vacuum cleaners and wouldn't question the need for one... but no one's like "EHRMAGERD I freaking looooove vacuum cleaners". Well, my husband loves me like that but just sayin' in general like acquaintances, coworkers, etc. Also I am very loud and fast (hyper).
  • no_russian
    no_russian Posts: 893 Member
    Lollipop

    Big head
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
    Sweet Tarts - Sweet and a little zingy. Also round.
  • EmilyPersephone
    EmilyPersephone Posts: 77
    Maybe a peacock feather, because I tend to be very colourful.
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
    A vacuum cleaner comes to mind. Very practical and doesn't cost a lot to operate. Everyone kind of likes vacuum cleaners and wouldn't question the need for one... but no one's like "EHRMAGERD I freaking looooove vacuum cleaners". Well, my husband loves me like that but just sayin' in general like acquaintances, coworkers, etc. Also I am very loud and fast (hyper).
    I'm getting from this that MAYBE you like vacuum cleaners :p aha
  • Limeycat
    Limeycat Posts: 249 Member
    A brick. Solid and dependable. Useful on its own (e.g. as a paperweight, doorstop etc), but works best when in conjunction with other bricks as part of a team (in a wall).

    ETA: this is my model answer to the OP's question. For myself, I'm a fluffy moggie, purring away on your lap, thinking cat thoughts
    >^..^<
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    A vacuum cleaner comes to mind. Very practical and doesn't cost a lot to operate. Everyone kind of likes vacuum cleaners and wouldn't question the need for one... but no one's like "EHRMAGERD I freaking looooove vacuum cleaners". Well, my husband loves me like that but just sayin' in general like acquaintances, coworkers, etc. Also I am very loud and fast (hyper).
    I'm getting from this that MAYBE you like vacuum cleaners :p aha


    actually not so much ;-) I am bitter that I dropped too much cash on a Dyson and its performance is equivalent to my mom's $50 vac.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Lipstick and Vintage Clothing

    That's just my style! :smile:

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