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What Bizarre Crime Did The Above Person Commit?
Chalk_Slinger
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Well? What bizarre crime did the above person commit?
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He was always thinking very hard, sometimes over thinking and failed to do anything else!
Sentenced to 6mos posing as "The Thinker".0 -
Arrested for assault for giving someone an atomic wedgie0
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Robin Hooding...
She decided to give up her couponing hobby, so she walked through the grocery store taping coupons to the products. She was arrested for stealing from the rich to give to the poor.
It was a sad day.0 -
Stole all the cookies.0
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Flashed a bus load of nuns0
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Arrested for mixing up the dumbbells in the gym
He suffers from un-obsessive compulsive disorder. Seeing all the dumbbells in pairs by weight at the gym triggered a need to un-organize something.
On the up side, he got in ALL his reps that day.
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Impersonating a Cookie
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Pre-stalking.
She followed me around on MFP and commented right before me.
I have a restraining order now!0 -
committing an immoral act with bacon0
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Marrying a Stuffed Animal
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Hiding all the chocolate!0
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Streaking around the neighborhood0
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sneaking on men's ****0
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Holding an unauthorized parade in his hometown...to honor chipmunks.0
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Breaking out of a store0
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streaked backwards down Main St. at midnight.0
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Drove thru a store when they were out of snickers0
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Wheezing the juice0
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hijacked a cruise liner and capsized it off the coast of Italy.0
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Rearranging the house numbers in his neighbourhood0
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slinging johns in a retirement home0
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poaching endangered species while naked....0
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Drive by nipple piercings0
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Rocking out to hard at a polka concert0
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Stole my bacon and hid it on a cliff0
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'Rescuing' fish from the pond at Disneyland.0
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Streaking0
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driving his van around the elementary school handing out free candy... but with a Green Bay Packer cheese head foam hat on.0
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driving his van around the elementary school handing out free candy... but with a Green Bay Packer cheese head foam hat on.
That's not even laughable.. Sicko0
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