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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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Once the baker entered the0
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Wheel of Time alternate universe0
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She attempted to find the0
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broken seals, but first decided0
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To call her friend, Sylvianowitz0
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who looked like Elvis Presley0
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And smelled like elvish parsley0
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to bake the great pumpkin0
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pie. Sylvianowitz said " the seals0
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are rooting for the dolphins..0
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and that's their first mistake0
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But then it gets better!0
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When they don foam cheeseheads.0
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And dance the hokey pokey0
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on top of Old Smokey0
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praising Floppagoo, the god of0
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hypocrisy. There they made vows0
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then broke them within seconds0
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but made new ones about0
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buffalo wings and celery rules0
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and shouted stop the madness0
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The world quieted at their0
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order and remained silent for0
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one minute twenty six seconds.0
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Then announced, in a falsetto,0
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We are the masters of0
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Singing as if our testes0
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Were clenched by the masses0
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of big and soft handed0
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Giant merman named Merlin. He0
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