Looking for Others on A Strict Gummi Bear Diet

This is my favorite thread ever!! :laugh: I'm imagining baramundi with a white gummy bear sauce, green gummy bears on the side and wash it down with a white wine that has red gummy bears floating around in it. I can't bring myself to restrict by color/flavor. :blushing:

I am curious about this sugar free gummy bear cleanse, though. *runs to amazon to check the reviews*

Don't do the cleanse! It works, but it works TOO well! Trust me. :sick:

I would not recommend the gummi bear cleanse unless you need to fit in a particular weight class or something. It's very ... um ... once you start, there is no going back!

Seems like a great get out of class or work free card.
No one ever questions intestinal distress.

I just purchased sugar-free Jelly Bellys today. Wondering if they will be as effective as the sugar free gummy bear cleanse. Will report back in a couple hours.

:laugh:

Ah, the cleanse:

Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.

By Christine E. Torokon October 3, 2012

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Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.

PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile.

But you know what, all ya'll got this craze wrong. It's Reese's Cups. That's what's *in* now. You know, it's protein and all. :smokin: :drinker:

So I can eat a bag of the minis and CLEANSE MY ENTIRE SYSTEM AND LOSE WEIGHT?!!!111!11!

But you know what, all ya'll got this craze wrong. It's Reese's Cups. That's what's *in* now. You know, it's protein and all. :smokin: :drinker:

So I can eat a bag of the minis and CLEANSE MY ENTIRE SYSTEM AND LOSE WEIGHT?!!!111!11!

For realz! Are you tardy to the party! Where have you been?!!?!?!?!?!?!

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I prefer my diet to be composed of gummy fruits rather than gummy animals, as I feel that a (gummy) animal free lifestyle is more humane and healthy. Fuzzy Peaches, Swedish Berries, etc. Think of the (gummy) animals!

:sad: Now I see my jelly baby addiction for the cannibalism it really is!!!!

This is my favorite thread ever!! :laugh: I'm imagining baramundi with a white gummy bear sauce, green gummy bears on the side and wash it down with a white wine that has red gummy bears floating around in it. I can't bring myself to restrict by color/flavor. :blushing:

I am curious about this sugar free gummy bear cleanse, though. *runs to amazon to check the reviews*

Don't do the cleanse! It works, but it works TOO well! Trust me. :sick:

I would not recommend the gummi bear cleanse unless you need to fit in a particular weight class or something. It's very ... um ... once you start, there is no going back!

Seems like a great get out of class or work free card.
No one ever questions intestinal distress.

Nor should they...

I prefer my diet to be composed of gummy fruits rather than gummy animals, as I feel that a (gummy) animal free lifestyle is more humane and healthy. Fuzzy Peaches, Swedish Berries, etc. Think of the (gummy) animals!

Oh no... more guilt! :sad: But the bears... they are so good!!

Love the gummi and peanut butter sandwiches. And gummi soup in the evening is okay. But I just can't get into the gummi and kale smoothies in the morning. Anyone else having this problem? I mean, surely there are plenty of others on this site who have joined the gummi bear diet revolution. Let's support each other as we get our gummi on.

What the h*ll am I reading?!

I just purchased sugar-free Jelly Bellys today. Wondering if they will be as effective as the sugar free gummy bear cleanse. Will report back in a couple hours.

Since we didn't hear back, I am assuming that you log in from a desktop and that it worked! :laugh:

I'm here The warning on the package scared me so I only had 10 beans instead of the 35-bean serving size. All good. :laugh: They're pretty tasty too, can't really tell the difference from the originals.

((gummi bears))

You should add me as a friend since we have similar goals of gummi bear consumption :laugh: