Your worst/most embarassing gym experience?

My gym uses spray bottles of disinfectant for the equipment. After using the treadmill one day I began spraying it down and inadvertently sprayed the woman on the next treadmill. It surprised her and she let out a little "Eek" and said she planned to shower but not until she was done working out. I apologized profusely and slunk away.

I accidentally farted in my trainer's face. I was doing planks and he was sitting to the side on an exercise ball talking to me. I wiggled weird and he thought he saw a spider on my back so he bent over to swat it off. He has really bad timing. I let loose as he bent over me. The fart wasn't loud but it did smell ( I ate kale salad the night before and it always makes things smellier the next day). Luckily, there was no spider!

I was embarrassed a little bit but mostly, the rest of the workout was a wash because I could not stop giggling and my trainer (a very intimidating looking large black man, former body builder) also couldn't stop laughing. He told me it happens all the time ... of course, the next training session, he gave me a small can of air freshener and a bottle of Beano as a joke. Gotta love the body humor laughs!

lol thats the best one yet.

I have two!

In Taekwondo, we warmed up by throwing kicks as we moved across the room from one side to the other, four people at a time. It was a hot summer day, and the dojang was a sweaty mess, as were we. Halfway down the mats, I go to throw a high front kick, and SLIP! I fall right on my behind instead. The children waiting on either side erupt into giggles, and the grownups are trying to hide grins. It's not particularly impressive when you're a bodan...

The second was in karate. It was again a hot day, and I wasn't used to the humidity in NJ yet. I always push myself hard in my training, because I was taught long ago to treat every kick and every punch as if it were your last. So we're - again - doing drills, kicking up and down the dojo floor... and the next thing I know I'm opening my eyes on the floor. >_< SUPER embarrassing to have passed out in the middle of class, and worse was that my Sensei made one of the guys pick me up and carry me into the cooler hall, and Mrs. Sensei spent the rest of the class fussing over me. I don't like being taken care of to begin with, and I HATE looking weak. And because we're all friends, I spent the rest of the summer being asked if I was feeling ok during class, even when I was just fine. -_-