Delicious Toast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE

All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "what do you like most?"
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell 'em, "I like toast."
YEAH, TOAST!!
YEAH, TOAST!!


I get up in the morning about six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!


Now, there’s no secret to toasting perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!


When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!


Oui Monsieur, bonjour croquette,
Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
(Oh in my ribs I have Bon sua!)

FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!

In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST!!

eh uh uh
TOAST!!

^^Because this is what I was expecting when I clicked on here first.