I DID IT, I DID IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID IT!!!

capnrus789
capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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I had a 1 wipe poopie tonight. It was so awesome. Honestly, I could have just left without wiping, there was so little evidence on the TP. The ever elusive no wipe poopie. The kind you hope and dream for while camping. Ahhhhhh. I'm going to celebrate with beer.
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  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    :drinker:
  • Denisebar
    Denisebar Posts: 36 Member
    WTF???
  • Screwedntattooed
    Screwedntattooed Posts: 238 Member
    Ah those are THE best!
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
    Oh, the 'Fantasy ????' post. :huh:
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
    I thought I saw "whoopie pie" but I didn't. That is not even close to what I just read.
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Actually, they aren't the best. That means your poop was too firm and therefore not the healthiest poop you could be having.

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  • paulawatkins1974
    paulawatkins1974 Posts: 720 Member
    WTF???
    This made me laugh even more than the OP!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Actually, they aren't the best. That means your poop was too firm and therefore not the healthiest poop you could be having.

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    I'd say it was a cross between type 3 and 4. Definitely not like the others. And thanks for sharing that, it's actually quite useful!
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    Awww good for you! Thanks for sharring :drinker:
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Actually, they aren't the best. That means your poop was too firm and therefore not the healthiest poop you could be having.

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    I'd say it was a cross between type 3 and 4. Definitely not like the others. And thanks for sharing that, it's actually quite useful!

    I guess 3, could be a single wiper.

    Congrats!
  • rachelg145
    rachelg145 Posts: 185 Member
    This is also cause for celebration for my husband about once a year or so.....so I totally understand. Enjoy that beer or two or three ;) And congratulations
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
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  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,007 Member
    Lol never mind...
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Congrats on your awesome achievement. :flowerforyou: Now the question is what kind of beer?
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I don't remember there being a mention of this poo you speak of in the book "What's your poo telling you' but this is a close second.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Congrats on your awesome achievement. :flowerforyou: Now the question is what kind of beer?
    For those who were concerned, I celebrated with a New Glarus Staghorn (Oktoberfest beer). It was very tasty!
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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  • HollyMGT
    HollyMGT Posts: 111 Member
    In my family, this would be referred to as a perfect poop!
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    On the first occasion I met my father-in-law, he informed me (and the other people sat around the dinner table) that he'd had a 'really good poo' that morning. Also, we bought him the 'What does your poo say about you?' book for Christmas a few years ago.

    On a related topic, I used to friend that had what she called 'zen wees' where, after you've been bursting for ages, having a wee makes you feel transcendent and at one with the cosmos.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    So happy for you!!!

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  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    wha
  • LeonCX
    LeonCX Posts: 862 Member
    There goes my appetite for lunch. Thanks for helping me today with my calories.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Congratulations!

    These things only come around but once in a lifetime.

    I also see you celebrated properly.
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    Your profile motto explains a lot.......:ohwell:

    ETA: you're to your......please excuse! :wink:

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