V Cookies for Second Graders

SunofaBeach14
SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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Learning to respect their bodies or wildly inappropriate? You decide. Go.

http://www.mommyish.com/2014/09/23/mom-bakes-vagina-cookies-for-second-graders/
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  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies? Yeah, not really the way I want my child learning about respecting her body. What's next? Male anatomically correct suckers?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    oh my NO.




    its not an effing bachelorette party!!!!!
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies?

    Hopefully it's not red icing. Hmm, white isn't good either. Blue? Let's go with blue.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies? Yeah, not really the way I want my child learning about respecting her body. What's next? Male anatomically correct suckers?

    Those already exist. I had them during fertility festivals in Japan :laugh:
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies? Yeah, not really the way I want my child learning about respecting her body. What's next? Male anatomically correct suckers?

    Those already exist. I had them during fertility festivals in Japan :laugh:

    Do you find that they encouraged acceptance and respect ?
  • Lesleycali
    Lesleycali Posts: 236 Member
    Drat... I only made carrot nut muffins today. Back into the kitchen I go...now where's that apron..?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies? Yeah, not really the way I want my child learning about respecting her body. What's next? Male anatomically correct suckers?

    Those already exist. I had them during fertility festivals in Japan :laugh:

    Do you find that they encouraged acceptance and respect ?

    It's a fertility festival so usually the whole thing is done/held with respect. It's really not made into a big deal about the gential shaped candies or the big wooden or metal (depending on the area and which fertility festival you go to) penis getting carted about.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies?

    Hopefully it's not red icing. Hmm, white isn't good either. Blue? Let's go with blue.

    I knew you'd go with blue, waffle
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies?

    Hopefully it's not red icing. Hmm, white isn't good either. Blue? Let's go with blue.

    I knew you'd go with blue, waffle

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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Show worth seeing ... If parts come to your area...

    http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/shop/big-coloring-book-vaginas

    My kids had good questions (we saw it as a small part of something larger and not on purpose). Provocative in a good way.
    And no, didn't buy the coloring book.

    Cookies? Certainly not in school.
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
    Things have become askew in the educational system from all the things
    I've accidentally happened upon, such as this instance. I'm greatful to
    not have children in school.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies?

    Hopefully it's not red icing. Hmm, white isn't good either. Blue? Let's go with blue.

    I knew you'd go with blue, waffle

    LOL I don't know what you're talking about.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Wish I'd seen this before I made those boring peanut butter chocolate chip cookies for the 5th grade bake sale.

    We could have displayed these next to the chocolate dipped pretzel rods.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Are they paleo?
  • mullycathNZ
    mullycathNZ Posts: 64 Member

    I'm greatful to not have children in school.

    However, they do teach spelling and the like there.....
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member

    I'm greatful to not have children in school.

    However, they do teach spelling and the like there.....

    :laugh:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I love the texts the mom sent the teacher. :huh:

    My son is in first grade and if he came home from school next year saying he learned all about vaginas I'd be at the school ready to talk to the principal when it opened the next morning. Seven year olds don't need anatomically correct vagina cookies.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    I love the texts the mom sent the teacher. :huh:

    My son is in first grade and if he came home from school next year saying he learned all about vaginas I'd be at the school ready to talk to the principal when it opened the next morning. Seven year olds don't need anatomically correct vagina cookies.

    I agree. I'm still not sure (even after reading her rant) how she thought eating cookies was promoting respect for self. smdh
  • Ethereal_Whisper
    Ethereal_Whisper Posts: 70 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies? Yeah, not really the way I want my child learning about respecting her body. What's next? Male anatomically correct suckers?


    they have those though
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies? Yeah, not really the way I want my child learning about respecting her body. What's next? Male anatomically correct suckers?


    they have those though

    Seriously though, can you imagine if a dad brought in penis cookies and then berated the teacher like that? I'm thinking an arrest warrant on sex charges.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I love the texts the mom sent the teacher. :huh:

    My son is in first grade and if he came home from school next year saying he learned all about vaginas I'd be at the school ready to talk to the principal when it opened the next morning. Seven year olds don't need anatomically correct vagina cookies.

    I agree. I'm still not sure (even after reading her rant) how she thought eating cookies was promoting respect for self. smdh

    I checked it out of reddit. While there is no school district listed and basically no way to verify it I do question the validity. It's also a second person account of the story, so it could be made up or blown out of proportion. Still would not surprise me if it was true.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    A recipe for disaster. Seven year olds licking the icing off of anatomically correct cookies? Yeah, not really the way I want my child learning about respecting her body. What's next? Male anatomically correct suckers?


    they have those though

    Seriously though, can you imagine if a dad brought in penis cookies and then berated the teacher like that? I'm thinking an arrest warrant on sex charges.

    That's a very excellent point!
  • trojan_bb
    trojan_bb Posts: 699 Member
    Just a few days ago was the story and pictures of the sex ed teacher using Common Core curriculum to justify teaching elementary students about penis pumps and strap ons, with demonstrations and various illustrative techniques. Now we have moms trying to teach second graders about sexual identity with vagina cookies. I think my future children will be taught by a tutor, certainly not public schooling.
  • SuperHero_Kitty
    SuperHero_Kitty Posts: 63 Member
    I think there is nothing wrong with learning about human anatomy, at any age. As long as they act mature enough with the information being given to them.

    So now onto vagina cookies? No, there is absolutely no way you can be appropriate about it. Hell I'm 22, plenty mature-ish and already I'm thinking of all the fun, naughty stuff I can say while shoving one into my mouth..... No....just no.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I think it's stupid... no second grader needs to know how to "please a vagina" as the mother with the cookies explicitly states in her rage letter... And I find it completely appalling that she hopes that the teacher is in an abusive relationship... in other words... vagina cookie mom is bat fraking crazy.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    I think it's stupid... no second grader needs to know how to "please a vagina" as the mother with the cookies explicitly states in her rage letter... And I find it completely appalling that she hopes that the teacher is in an abusive relationship... in other words... vagina cookie mom is bat fraking crazy.

    You took the words out of my mouth…or my vagina…hahaha.
  • laurenjill
    laurenjill Posts: 94 Member
    I love the texts the mom sent the teacher. :huh:

    My son is in first grade and if he came home from school next year saying he learned all about vaginas I'd be at the school ready to talk to the principal when it opened the next morning. Seven year olds don't need anatomically correct vagina cookies.

    I agree. I'm still not sure (even after reading her rant) how she thought eating cookies was promoting respect for self. smdh

    I checked it out of reddit. While there is no school district listed and basically no way to verify it I do question the validity. It's also a second person account of the story, so it could be made up or blown out of proportion. Still would not surprise me if it was true.

    I spend a lot of time on Reddit, and boy, do they love to hate on straw feminists. This story is basically Reddit circle jerk 101. I saw it in the wild, and my BS detector went off.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I love the texts the mom sent the teacher. :huh:

    My son is in first grade and if he came home from school next year saying he learned all about vaginas I'd be at the school ready to talk to the principal when it opened the next morning. Seven year olds don't need anatomically correct vagina cookies.

    I agree. I'm still not sure (even after reading her rant) how she thought eating cookies was promoting respect for self. smdh

    I checked it out of reddit. While there is no school district listed and basically no way to verify it I do question the validity. It's also a second person account of the story, so it could be made up or blown out of proportion. Still would not surprise me if it was true.

    I spend a lot of time on Reddit, and boy, do they love to hate on straw feminists. This story is basically Reddit circle jerk 101. I saw it in the wild, and my BS detector went off.

    After mulling it around for the last day or so.... I'm starting to wonder if the story isn't full of shenanigans... because it just seems so far-fetched... however, there are crazy *kitten* people out there that would do and believe this kind of stuff... Either way, I'm kinda tired of seeing brightly colored vagina cookies on my facebook feed now.

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