Swinging for Jesus

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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
  • JazzFischer1989
    JazzFischer1989 Posts: 531 Member
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    /shrug
  • chilly1470
    chilly1470 Posts: 178 Member
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    Was it also God's plan for a man to become a woman? lol, and that pink hair was just what he needed!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
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    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    Well, I've heard of being slayed in the name of Jesus. Why not laid?
  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
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    5PLJ
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    Well, I've heard of being slayed in the name of Jesus. Why not laid?

    The devil's not invited to this foursome.
  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
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    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    Well, I've heard of being slayed in the name of Jesus. Why not laid?

    The devil's not invited to this foursome.

    Woman, get on your knees and pray! Yea, just like that.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Stop talking like that! I'm not ready to shower yet.
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
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    Jesus, take the wheel!
  • Marbella29660
    Marbella29660 Posts: 71 Member
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    Hallelujah to that
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    Join the Pastafarians. They promise a stripper bar and a beer volcano in the afterlife...
  • Weightlosstips
    Weightlosstips Posts: 59 Member
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    Is that even allowed as a Christian?

    Most definitely not allowed. Any affair outside of marriage is adultery.. (Galatians 5:19) The bible calls such practice as uncleanness & vain Imaginations (Romans 1:21-24) They who practices these things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
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    Is that even allowed as a Christian?

    Most definitely not allowed. Any affair outside of marriage is adultery.. (Galatians 5:19) The bible calls such practice as uncleanness & vain Imaginations (Romans 1:21-24) They who practices these things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.


    What if you don't want the whole kingdom but just a little slice of heaven??
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
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    I think the wives have penises


    bout freakin time. :devil:
  • Weightlosstips
    Weightlosstips Posts: 59 Member
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    Is that even allowed as a Christian?

    Most definitely not allowed. Any affair outside of marriage is adultery.. (Galatians 5:19) The bible calls such practice as uncleanness & vain Imaginations (Romans 1:21-24) They who practices these things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.


    What if you don't want the whole kingdom but just a little slice of heaven??
    Rather a little slice of hell!!. Be not deceived,God is not mocked, for whatsoever a man sows that shall he also reap. Gal. 6:7
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
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    Is that even allowed as a Christian?

    Most definitely not allowed. Any affair outside of marriage is adultery.. (Galatians 5:19) The bible calls such practice as uncleanness & vain Imaginations (Romans 1:21-24) They who practices these things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.


    What if you don't want the whole kingdom but just a little slice of heaven??
    Rather a little slice of hell!!. Be not deceived,God is not mocked, for whatsoever a man sows that shall he also reap. Gal. 6:7

    "God is dead." Friedrich Nietzsche.


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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Doesn't the bible say if you even look and had the thought, you've already sinned?

    What about before the bible was written?
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    Alex Posts: 10,145 MFP Staff
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