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    Saying "Let's still be friends" after a break-up ...

    Posts: 702 Member
    edited March 5 in Chit-Chat
    Thought this might be fun!


    Saying "Let's still be friends" after a break-up is like saying....


    "The dog died but we can still keep it"





    ((Add your own analogy and let's have some laughs!))

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    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      yeah it doesn't work, I will admit there are an odd few that I'm still friends with, but so rare!
    • Posts: 812 Member
      When I break up with a lady I say, "It's not me, it's you" :)
    • Posts: 405 Member
      I'm friends with most of my ex-boyfriends, mostly because it would be awkward not to because we have so many friends in common and go to all the same places, it's just easier to try and still get along. one is still a very good friend and my current gym buddy.
    • Posts: 51 Member
      I've managed it with everyone I've dated except for my second ex-wife (I don't think she'd spit on me if I was on fire). A lot depends on the reasons for the break-up and how much of a friendship existed before and during dating but it can work.

      I do like the analogy though LOL...for my marriage that one totally works. That dog was dead and stinkin'! :sick:
    • Posts: 942 Member
      Translation: "We can still hook up tho', right?"
    • Posts: 702 Member
      ....is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.
    • Posts: 51 Member
      ....is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.

      LMAO THAT one fits my marriage even better than the dead dog one!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,899 Member
      Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?
    • Posts: 702 Member
      Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?

      Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice
    • Posts: 465 Member
      Unless you have kids…your stuck with them whether you let them in your life or not the child forever thinks of them and so on and so forth…
      I don't talk to my one ex…never will even if I had the chance… its like having more drinks when your hungover..no thanx..glad i had no kids with you and glad your outta my life for stinking ever
    • Posts: 560 Member
      Remained friends with my ex's with the exception of one....Him I wouldn't spit on if he was on fire....
    • Posts: 4,899 Member
      show previous quotes

      Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice

      I'm guessing that life like action is more expensive

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      than just the head

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    • Posts: 51 Member
      Remained friends with my ex's with the exception of one....Him I wouldn't spit on if he was on fire....

      Hey that was my line for my ex...get your own one! LMAO
    • Posts: 702 Member
      show previous quotes

      I'm guessing that life like action is more expensive

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      than just the head

      tumblr_kttqxovf2c1qze1jro1_400_zps8f98d2d0.jpg


      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 819 Member
      It means "I won't divulge your secrets if you won't divulge mine." It's insurance. Or blackmail.
    • Posts: 520 Member
      "Don't show those n00dz to anyone and I won't show yours, k?"
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      "I still wanna kick it with your hot sister."
    • Posts: 702 Member
      It's like getting a $5 off coupon after the dry-cleaner ruined your prom dress
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      Like being made to watch terms of endearment with no chocolate.
    • Posts: 21,378 Member
      Like saying...Watch your step after you've already tripped. WTF!
    • Posts: 404 Member
      "Maybe a drunken booty call some night?"
    • Posts: 236 Member
      It's like winning the lottery, and them offering you a Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupon instead. *sigh*

      On a related note, I'm moving in with my most recent ex as roommates, no romance allowed. Too bad I still have feelings for him. Welcome to awkward-ville...
    • Posts: 218 Member
      You're fired...but you can still come by and work, you're just not getting paid.
    • Posts: 1,375 Member
      Translation: "Can I keep you as back-up in case it doesn't work out with the other person I'm sleeping with?"
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