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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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people to fall to their0
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noses in begging stances. However0
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their noses fell off and0
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their breath smelled like *kitten*.0
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so they took it upon0
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themselves to find breath mints.0
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but only a certain type0
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could mask the effervesing smell0
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of last night's Hormel chili.0
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The Mayor called a meeting0
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and called in the National0
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check for contamination from the0
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irradiated cabbages grown by the0
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town group of extraordinary monkies0
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dressed up like Mr. Peanut!0
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But alas, the extraordinary monkeys0
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were very cautious and weary0
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after being spanked with bacon.0
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Somebody lost their monocle yelled0
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stop that bacon spanking or0
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This eggplant gets it! Don't0
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hurt the eggplant, let the0
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hungry fentoozler crew eat it!0
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"EGGPLANT !" The fentoozler crew moaned0
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We can't eat eggplant..gross!0
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Revolted, the crew started to0
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take off their pants because0
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leeches were biting their long0
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underwear, causing some serious itching!0
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which resulted in a funny0
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