'Cos it's that kinda day

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slvrsrfr
slvrsrfr Posts: 45 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Just wanting to know what you guys think about green juice cleansing
and then followed up with the Master Cleanse. I've heard great things!
I really just wanna jump start my metabolism:laugh:

Also, I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend, who heard it
from a friend that if I do 1000 crunches I can lose the fat around my
belly. That's right... right? :tongue:

And because I'm totally psyched, I wanna try not eating at brekkie 'cos
I heard that it can totally rev up my furnace, fo shizzle, amiright?

But I'm worried about getting into starvation mode if I do all of these
things 'cos I've heard that's a totally legit problem and I'm really
scared about it... for realz :ohwell:

Thoughts? :wink:

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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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    1.Go poop, it's cheaper.
    2. You can't spot reduce.
    3. Doesn't matter if you skip breakfast or eat it, its about deficit.
    4. Starvation mode doesn't exist.
    5 Troll?
  • LeonCX
    LeonCX Posts: 862 Member
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    Fortunately, I got your humor. Well done.
  • missylectro
    missylectro Posts: 448 Member
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    trollolololol
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
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    I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed. But can you just be whelmed?
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
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    Lol, I'd try some sugar free gummie bears! :wink:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    OP, you should totally do all of those things at the same time, plus drink at least two full gallons of absolutely pure water (because adding flavor means its not water any more) every day and do a million bicep curls with 2lb pink weights so your arms will be nice and toned, but not too bulky.....:drinker:
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    You should try moving to outer-space. You'll be weightless and you won't have to worry about losing weight anymore! Also, I'm pretty sure calories don't count in space.
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,626 Member
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    Great. Now all you need is a pic of yourself with your pants pulled down-to-there and I can totally hate you. :)
  • slvrsrfr
    slvrsrfr Posts: 45 Member
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    Ne'er mind. Mis posted.
  • slvrsrfr
    slvrsrfr Posts: 45 Member
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    And again. Sorry!
  • slvrsrfr
    slvrsrfr Posts: 45 Member
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    Fortunately, I got your humor. Well done.

    Thank you sir.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
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  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    Make sure you come back in three days complaining that your weight has plateaued, too
  • cjames010
    cjames010 Posts: 91 Member
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    Don't forget shakeology
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
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    Only do these things if Dr. Oz recommends.....he's unbiased and knows everything, I mean he is on TV....so it must be true :drinker:
  • jillybeansalad
    jillybeansalad Posts: 239 Member
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    Don't forget to swish olive oil in your mouth every day. It will help with the toxins.
  • amwoidyla
    amwoidyla Posts: 257 Member
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    I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed. But can you just be whelmed?

    I think you can in Europe.

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