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Random Thought 4 Wednesday

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  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

    :embarassed:

    *thunder rolls in the background.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

    :grumble:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

    :embarassed:

    *thunder rolls in the background.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

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    Ha Ha...you missed me. Stupid lightning.:grumble:
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
    What if "C-A-T" really spelled "DOG"?

    Bonus points if you name the movie I am ripping that off from.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    What if "C-A-T" really spelled "DOG"?

    Bonus points if you name the movie I am ripping that off from.

    I googled it, does that count?? :laugh:
  • Glammy
    Glammy Posts: 115 Member
    If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

    If that cat has a piece of buttered bread on it's back, which side will hit the ground?
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Stapler... Where's my stapler?... Can't find my stapler... - Movie (anyone)
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
    Stapler... Where's my stapler?... Can't find my stapler... - Movie (anyone)

    OFFICE SPACE!
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Yeah! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

    Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Why do men get those sexy crow's feet & women get wrinkles?
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    Why do men get those sexy crow's feet & women get wrinkles?

    The same reason men look "distinguished" with gray hair and we look like old witches...LOL
  • Jackiemal
    Jackiemal Posts: 63 Member
    Can fat people skinny-dip?:smile:

    Personally, I chunky-dunk! :laugh:

    Jackie

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    'How does one become a butterfly?, she asked. 'You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar.'
  • Jackiemal
    Jackiemal Posts: 63 Member
    What hair color do they put on the license of a bald man?

    Jackie

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    'How does one become a butterfly?, she asked. 'You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar.'
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    LOL! My husband's still says blond! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Why do they make scented toilet paper?:sick:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Why do they make scented toilet paper?:sick:
    Beats the crap out of me.
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Why do they make scented toilet paper?:sick:
    That's why my husband says his a** smells like a rose.... :grumble: :happy: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I cannot believe you let this thread die! :angry:

    AHEM!!

    "How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?"
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
    Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of 8 but hot dog buns in packages of 12?
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    How is it Veggie Tales characters play instruments - without hands?
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Why is the bottled water 16.9 oz? Why not make it 17oz?
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

    Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?


    WTH?:noway:
    The egg question has been on my mind for YEARS!!!!
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    How is it Veggie Tales characters play instruments - without hands?

    On that thread, why does Donald Duck wrap a towel around his bottom, but wears only a top the rest of the time???
  • Javancub
    Javancub Posts: 181
    Just a thought for all the women out there...
    MENtal illness
    MENstrual cramps
    MENtal breakdown
    MENopause
    Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

    And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sunibc22
    Sunibc22 Posts: 330
    Can fat people skinny-dip?:smile:

    Personally, I chunky-dunk! :laugh:

    Jackie

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Me Too!!!!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
    Why is it that Pluto can't talk but Goofy can talk and drive? They're both dogs!
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